Words that should never be used in erotica

[cheerful_deviant]

This thread was done a few years ago but after reading a few recent submissions (non AHers thankfully) it obviously could be revisited for the benefit of any newcomers.

Here's a few, feel free to add any:

Poop Chute

Brown Eye

Tube Steak

Girl Box

 

[Guest]

I saw this on another site and fell outta my damn chair.

TURD TUNNEL

I am NOT kidding.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The word "pussy" in any gay male story.

Unless used in this context: "Don't be a pussy, you can take it."


ETA: Especially when it's used as "man pussy" *shudder*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

The word "pussy" in any gay male story.

Unless used in this context: "Don't be a pussy, you can take it."

" ...in his man pussy... "

 

[Guest]

Man cooter


Cooter of ANY kind, actually.

Any noun that requires modification by the word "man" is sorta lousy anyway.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

ETA: Especially when it's used as "man pussy" *shudder*

. .

 

[OhMissScarlett]

" ...in his man pussy... "

*dies laughing*

"Oh, give it to me in my man pussy!!!!"


Hahaha, cooter should only be used as the name of a character on The Dukes Of Hazzard.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

*dies laughing*

"Oh, give it to me in my man pussy!!!!"


Hahaha, cooter should only be used as the name of a character on The Dukes Of Hazzard.

You could probablly use it in another story...

as long as he was a hillbilly towtruck driver. Or maybe in the White House.

Oh, sorry, that was Scooter. My mistake.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I saw this on another site and fell outta my damn chair.

TURD TUNNEL

I am NOT kidding.

This is why I only read lesbian smut. Less chance of encountering this.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You could probablly use it in another story...

as long as he was a hillbilly towtruck driver. Or maybe the White House.

Oh, sorry, that was Scooter. My mistake.

Yeah, you don't want to say that Cooter leaked, that's just not right.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Yeah, you don't want to say that Cooter leaked, that's just not right.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[LadyJeanne]

I know baby batter was on that other list, and it's STILL not sexy.

 

[SlickTony]

Man cooter


Cooter of ANY kind, actually.

Any noun that requires modification by the word "man" is sorta lousy anyway.

An exception needs to be made for "manboobs"--if you use the clinical name, gynecomastia, people will criticize you for being too highbrow because you used words they don't know.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

An exception needs to be made for "manboobs"--if you use the clinical name, gynecomastia, people will criticize you for being too highbrow because you used words they don't know.

gynecomastia sounds like the name of a card game.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

An exception needs to be made for "manboobs"--if you use the clinical name, gynecomastia, people will criticize you for being too highbrow because you used words they don't know.

Personally, I don't think manboobs really need to be mentioned full stop.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

gynecomastia sounds like the name of a card game.

Or something you get from drinking the water in Mexico.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Or something you get from drinking the water in Mexico.

"I got a touch of gynecomastia, I'm never going back to Tijuana again."

 

[SlickTony]

Or something you get from drinking the water in Mexico.

Nah, that's giardia, and the condition of having the parasites is called giardiasis. And cats can get it simply by being outdoors.

 

[Guest]

Nah, that's giardia, and the condition of having the parasites is called giardiasis. And cats can get it simply by being outdoors.

Speaking of kitties, we found (on sale) one of those 4 foot long cat tunnels at the pet store earlier this evening.

Oh my. Crinkle noises and running and growling and snarling and pouncing and jumping and leaping and now 3 cats are curled up in the middle and snoozing.

Good buy.



(end threadjack)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

(end threadjack)

No, I very much doubt it will end there.

 

[Boxlicker101]

The word "pussy" in any gay male story.

Unless used in this context: "Don't be a pussy, you can take it."


ETA: Especially when it's used as "man pussy" *shudder*

I write stories about a gay man who refers to his "asspussy". I write about a TS who refers to her ass as her pussy.

I wrote a story for one of my readers and she refers to her "cooter" so I have her do so in the story too.

 

[MzDeviancy]

My sister swears she once read an erotic story that used the term 'fish sandwich'.

Oh, and I want to add 'fuck stick' to the list. Not so much gross as just really idiotic and juvenile sounding.

 

[MzDeviancy]

Addendum

'Ooze' just shouldn't be used in a sentence describing genitals. It should be used to describe puss, or toxic waste, not vaginal/penile secretions. Gross.

 

[Boxlicker101]

'Ooze' just shouldn't be used in a sentence describing genitals. It should be used to describe puss, or toxic waste, not vaginal/penile secretions. Gross.

I use "ooze" sometimes. "She put her thumb at the base of his cock and brought it forward, squeezing out all the leftover semen. As it oozed out, she caught it on her tongue. Mary really likes the taste of cum and hates to waste any.

 

[Darkniciad]

I don't know whether this is regional or not, and I've never actually seen it in print, but "round brown" is one that has always made my skin crawl when I've heard it. Looking at it now where I typed it, it's even more creepy in text.