Words that aren't in the Goddamn God damn God-damn Spellchecker

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How do you spell "Goddammit"? I've seen

Goddammit!
God damn it!
Goddamnit!
God-damnit!
KidRock!
God dammit!

What else isn't the friggin' freakin' Spellcheck? Should we invent one just for profane language?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Pokerman]

How do you spell "Goddammit"? I've seen

Goddammit!
God damn it!
Goddamnit!
God-damnit!
KidRock!
God dammit!

What else isn't the friggin' freakin' Spellcheck? Should we invent one just for profane language?

Maybe ALL are considered acceptable?

 

[celiaKitten]

Don't feel bad CB - My name isn't included either.

 

[MissTaken]

Spell check corrects my name for me!



"Toothily" is the recommended word. Now, what the hell kind of word is that????? How and when would you use it? Geesh!



I never do anything in a toothily fashion, unless I am begged!

 

[Renegade]

My last name's not in the spell check either. Maybe I should change it to Smith? Then I'd really be generic.

 

[Guru]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My (real) name does come out in the spellchecker. First name AND last name. Never realized that before. Hmm.

 

[Tabby432]

A mystery...

David Copperfield!!

I think I'm in love.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

Sorry. Not as tall. Not as famous. Not as geeky.

 

[Tabby432]

Dammit Dixon!

A girl can dream can't she??

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey, just be happy I'm not Penn Jillette.

 

[Tabby432]

Dammit Dixon!

Loving the alliteration.

You're David Copperfield... that's all there is to it. Don't ruin it for me.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, okay, I'm David Copperfield...

I AM BORN

Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show. To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a Friday, at twelve o'clock at night. It was remarked that the clock began to strike, and I began to cry, simultaneously, when suddenly my nanny, a kindly old soul with a frumpy face, was instantly transformed into a tiger, and with a twinkle in my eye and a flourish of my hand I thereupon spoke my first words -- "Ta-da!"

 

[Tabby432]

*sigh*

 

[Renegade]

*patting Tabby on the back*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My second word was "Vegas".

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Third I'm guessing was showgirls then...

 

[Comshaw]

posted by Dixon Carter Lee:

How do you spell "Goddammit"? I've seen

Goddammit!
God damn it!
Goddamnit!
God-damnit!
KidRock!
God dammit!

What else isn't the friggin' freakin' Spellcheck? Should we invent one just for profane language?

It's there; right next to the word,"saposably".

Comshaw

 

[Tabby432]

Comshaw

I feel your pain.

 

[Renegade]

Tabby

You're feeling his what? Perv.

 

[Tabby432]

That's ok baby. A guy can dream too. *pats your back*

 

[Renegade]

Stop touching me there. Don't know how many times I must tell you that I'm just interested in you as a friend.

 

[Tabby432]

First David... now you?! I'm going to get a complex here.

 

[Guest]

It just wouldn't work sweetheart. Magic is my one true mistress, and she gives great head.