WOOOOOOoooooo!

[Joe Wordsworth]

My Girl is coming to visit me in ten minutes!

I am going to have horrid, awesome pixie-killing sex tonite!

I love her.

Love = pixie-killing sex (write that down)

 

[English Lady]

*writing it down*


Lucky bugger!

Now I want some lovin' and it's morning for me, baby awake and everything. I gotta wait at least 12 hours.

*sigh*

I'll just have to think about you and your pixie-killing sex to get by!!!

 

[moonlight elf]

My Girl is coming to visit me in ten minutes!

I am going to have horrid, awesome pixie-killing sex tonite!

I love her.

Love = pixie-killing sex (write that down)

Doing Elfy dancing nana's for you...


*got my notebook out....taking down notes. Love = pixie-killing sex*

More 's for you Joe.

 

[Liar]

Have fun, joe.

Never heard of the pixie-killing variety, and I'm not sure that I approve. You could just tell them to bugger off first if they are in the way.

 

[English Lady]

Official and very important Questionnaire for Joe :

I am writing to you from the International Board of Pixe - Killing Sex.

We have a quick survey here for you to fill in to make sure you're operating within the bounds of the boards rules re your Pixie Killing sexual escapades.


Question 1. How many marks (bruises, bites,hand prints,scratches etc) were sustained by "my girl" during this last session? Please be as detailed as possible.

Question 2.Do you have any marks upon your person as a direct consequence of todays Pixie-killing sex session?

Question3. How long were you pixie killing at this session?

Question4. How many Pixie were in fact killed during this time?

Question 5. Were these Pixies slaughtered humanely?

Question 6. Please describe (in graphic detail) exactly what happened within this last Pixie-killing sex session.


And thats it. Please fill in the survey ASAP or you may face prosecution by the

IBPKS (International Board of Pixie - Killing Sex)


Thanking You in advance,

E L Pervsalot (IBPKS representative)

 

[English Lady]

EL Pervsalot bumping so this important survey doesnt dropoff the front page

 

[logophile]

Here's what I want to know...
How did this really amazing (and very loving) sex you share with your girl become known as Pixie Killing Sex?

I'm not judging or anything. Just intensely curious!!

 

[ElizabethWest]

http://www.cardsbycarolyn.com/cards/pixie.jpg http://www.darkstar-sifi.co.uk/images/action_figures/metal_gear_solid_2_action_figures/revolver_ocelot.jpg

Poor Pixie...