Woo Hoo!

[doctor_insanus]

All right, I'm a-keepin' mah moon!

At least until I find something smaller.

Democracy in action... kind of makes you proud!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Wandering in, hey. Where did my clothes go?
Falling to my knees at the mad doctor's feet.
What the fuck is happening here?
Bending over to kiss foot...

Dude, you need a pedicure, bad.

**strides in and strips**

What did I hear doc?! We're having a little celebration here?

Get over here you big hunk!


(But watch it.. I'm very close to getting my guru titel as well..)

Aha, at last it works! Yes, kneel at my feet! Kneel, and...

HEY!

 

[Make_My_Day]

What? Can't I touch it?
looks up with big, innocent eyes

 

[doctor_insanus]

Wanders in from SRP Board

Where are you, pigeon? You are running, but I am the catching you!

Chases after Make_My_Day

 

[Make_My_Day]

Tag!

You're it!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Staggers back, ice pack firmly applied to crotch

This place kicks ass!

Slumps into chair, a goofy grin plastered on his face.

 

[Merelan]

I was kneeling, but when you rushed afer Her again, I was knocked aside. Sigh.

 

[Make_My_Day]

I'm not tired yet..
puts hands in her sides, looks, from a distance at the doc as he catches his breath.. smiling like a very, very bad little girl

 

[Make_My_Day]

Merelan.. I think you can take advantage of him now.. he's not going anywhere!

 

[Merelan]

Great I get him after you wear him out. Sigh. At least I shall get cuddles. May I sit here? Pointing to lap.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Checks with SRP board, looks back at MMD and Merelan with a sheepish grin

Oh my god, I think I'm in trouble now.

 

[Merelan]

Standing again. Hands on hips. Trouble? I am trouble? Hell. Storming out. Going to go find someone nice to play with.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Noooo! Wait! Come back!

Remembers SRP board.

Uh... never mind. Here I come!

Chases after Merelan

 

[Make_My_Day]

Good..
You get into shape doc!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Well, if nothing else, my tongue has gotten a nice workout...

 

[Make_My_Day]

LOL!
It sure has!
Thank you so much doctor..

 

[doctor_insanus]

Any time, milady...

 

[Make_My_Day]

ANY time?
Like..

ANY time?
Like.. ehhmm..

Let's say..
now?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Drops to his knees before MMD

 

[Make_My_Day]

Oh.. oh.. Oh doctor!

What are you doing?!

ohh..
God.. hmm.
OOhh..

Is this part of the examination doctor?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Again... Woo Hoo!

Yes. And I recommend a very... very... thorough examination of this particular patient!

 

[Make_My_Day]

oh.. hmm.. god..

ohhh

oh..

Is everything alright with me doctor?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hmmm. So far, so good.

Have your seals been checked recently? I'm noticing a lot of leakage here. Perhaps I should make sure...

 

[Make_My_Day]

seals?
Hmm.. guess not.

Oh.. Ok, you would have to of course..

OH OH OH GOD..

Oh.. are they all the way up there..

OhOh.. Doctor!

Oh.. well.. you know.. maybe, the.. oh.. the leakage.. is a bit deeper..

 

[doctor_insanus]

You know, you can never be too careful about this kind of thing!

Mmmmm. I think I've found the problem here! Oh, this is going to require some extensive work. Does your health care cover this?

Oh well. We can discuss payment later. After all, I'm all about helping people in need!

Perhaps I can gain more insight into your condition by testing the flavor and scent of your leakage...