women...

[Frimost]

Have you ever used your man's sperm as salad dressing? Was it better than Thousand Island?

 

[Guest]

 

[Frimost]

ok, ok.....


How about to butter your bread then? Cum ala toast?

 

[Guest]

 

[Frimost]

eww, two different things...

Now if I had a g/f then perhaps I would use her natural lube to do some things with.


Ok, ok, next one...


Have you ever had your b/f or hubby make you a mixed drink with his jizz in it, a COCKtail is you will?

 

[tyme]

no to all but true story a friend of mine worked with someone who always brought in food , everykind you name it. well when she had to move she asked my friend hey do you want any of this frozen breast milk its all marked with dates and I use it in all my cooking.

 

[Guest]

 

[Frimost]

No...

When I get a g/f I think I will ask her to bottle all her juice in order to use it as car oil; cheaper the lube the gears with her then it would be to go out to the store and buy that shit myself (that stuffs expensive you know).

btw- I Don't use KY, almost never use any lube...

 

[Frimost]

Ever let your designated person-with-penis redefine the definition of iceCREAM for you? Talk about some soft-serve, a creamy hot topping for the Miss's banana split.

 

[tyme]

*lol*
well I bet its better for the environment. But if drug dogs ever have to smell your car I wonder what they would do?

 

[Frimost]

Start humping the officer's leg?

 

[H'venlee]

I always wondered what that was that they put on ceaser salads....

Two gay guys go out to lunch. One of them orders the ceaser salad. It is wonderful and he tells his friend he must have another, so he calls over the waiter and oders another.
As the waiter walks into the kitchen, he yells out to the cook, "He Joe, come again on the ceaser salad."

They gay guy claps his hands, a smile on his face, and says, "I just knew it!!"