Women With Hairy Muffs II

This reminds me of a joke my boys played on me on the school bus when I was 13.

One of them had long hair and pulled one out of his head. He stretched it between his two hands and told me to answer a question by tapping the answer on the hair in Morse code: "Do you have a crush on a girl?"

I said I didn't know Morse code. He said it wasn't a problem, it would work if I just pretended to know it, as long as I tapped an answer. So I went "yes."

The next question was, "Who is it? Tap out her name." So I pretended to tap out a name in Morse code.

The guys looked at each other and laughed a little. I figured they were just pretending they knew the name I had been thinking of, since there was no way they could have gotten it from my "code."

He lifted his hands again, held the same six inches apart, and told me to tap out what I would say if I saw her with her pants off. I picked up my finger, looked between his hands, squinted, and before realizing it was a trick and he had dropped it, I said out loud...

"There's no hair there."
 
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