Women don't... Car Sticker

[oggbashan]

All roads come to an end - except the M25

(London orbital, or the world's largest car park)

Og

 

[SeaCat]

Two I've seen recently.

My dog is smarter than your honor student.

Your daughter just graduated Magna Cum Loudly.

Cat

 

[cloudy]

my favorite is still: Custer had it coming.

 

[SeaCat]

my favorite is still: Custer had it coming.

Hey Cloudy,

What were Custers last words?





























































Take no prisoners. (Damned fool)

Cat

 

[Boxlicker101]

My son beat up an honor student at _____ High School

 

[cloudy]

Take no prisoners. (Damned fool)

Cat

PMSL!!!

 

[togitc]

Hey Cloudy,

What were Custers last words?
Take no prisoners. (Damned fool)

Cat

I always thought it was: God damn, look at all those injuns.

That or redskins, I'm not exactly sure what custer called Native peoples.

Bumper Stickers:

God was my copilot but we crashed and I had to eat him.

The people who scream behind my eyes and strip my brain with tiny little knives say hello.

In case of Rapture I'm taking your car, your house, and your wife.

When the shit hits the fan I move.

Feel free to tailgate, I'm better at close range.

I'm weird and maybe even creepy, but there is never a dull moment.

Cannabalism, the cure for world hunger and obesity

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I always thought it was: God damn, look at all those injuns.

That or redskins, I'm not exactly sure what custer called Native peoples.

Bumper Stickers:

God was my copilot but we crashed and I had to eat him.

The people who scream behind my eyes and strip my brain with tiny little knives say hello.

In case of Rapture I'm taking your car, your house, and your wife.

When the shit hits the fan I move.

Feel free to tailgate, I'm better at close range.

I'm weird and maybe even creepy, but there is never a dull moment.

Cannabalism, the cure for world hunger and obesity

In case of Rapture, screw the house, I'm taking your gun collection.

or

In case your wife goes up with you, there is always your Mom.

 

[oggbashan]

In case of Rapture, the Brits will inherit the Earth

(Can you imagine them letting go?)

Og

 

[FallingToFly]

Angels get PMS too... (mine)

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. (mine)

Sexually Obsessed (on the back on my best friend's car)

Keep honking, I'm reloading. (my sister in law)

(front) I found God...
(back) He was smoking dope in a back alley, getting head from a glam rocker (a shirt a friend had custom made for me when I got kicked out of church.)

A woman's place is on a horse! (another of mine, bought the day I came off a particularly nasty mare three times in fifteen minutes. It tickled my bruised sense of humor.)

My husband's response to that one was "Then in that case, a man's place is in the whorehouse." (Like I said, I came off three times, he was SOL.)

 

[cantdog]

All you have to do is drive

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Saw this one once and have been trying to refind ever since:

"<fancy script> Jesus Saves <regular, smaller script> Gretzky gets the puck. He shoots. He scores!"

 

[kromen]

I saw this one at Fort Campbell : My other car is a Bradley (tank)

VW Bug : 0-60. Yes.

Just cause I own a truck doesn't mean I'll help you move.

Doesn't fit the description (I still got pulled over)