Women don't... Car Sticker

[oggbashan]

Today I saw this car sticker:

Women don't belch, snore or fart

I thought of a response but saved it for future use.

What would you write as a car/bumper sticker?

Please refrain from political ones...

Og

 

[JackHarrison]

Today I saw this car sticker:

Women don't belch, snore or fart

I thought of a response but saved it for future use.

What would you write as a car/bumper sticker?

Please refrain from political ones...

Og

Tell that to my landlady! She bloody well DOES belch, and is proud of it! Bollocks! That would be the ideal responce! Bloody bollocks!

By Jove, I was planning to put one down against Mugabe, but I shall simply suggest this one instead, as it's not so damn political: You say bastard like it's a bad thing!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I guess I'm not a real woman then.

 

[JackHarrison]

I guess I'm not a real woman then.

I very much doubt that is true, ma'am. Just ask my landlady, like I said.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

"Honk if you think I give a fuck"

 

[impressive]

Today I saw this car sticker:

Women don't belch, snore or fart

I thought of a response but saved it for future use.

What would you write as a car/bumper sticker?

Please refrain from political ones...

Og

The rest of the saying goes:

... so if they didn't bitch, they'd explode.

 

[neonlyte]

"Eustasy is coming"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I very much doubt that is true, ma'am. Just ask my landlady, like I said.

But I like to belch, snore and fart...sometimes all at once.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Put on your big girl panties and deal

 

[Recidiva]

My other least favorite euphemism was "women don't sweat, they glow"

Then work out harder, wench.

 

[JackHarrison]

But I like to belch, snore and fart...sometimes all at once.

Sounds familiar. Perhaps wrong in certain settings (weddings, funerals, etc.), but not when you're eating fish and chips, for instance.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

t-shirt that made me laugh out loud, guy on a Harley, back of his shirt read:

If you can read this, the bitch fell off...

 

[TxRad]

t-shirt that made me laugh out loud, guy on a Harley, back of his shirt read:

If you can read this, the bitch fell off...

There is another of those... Girl riding Harley alone.... Shirt reads:

"If you can read this, the bitch is driving"

Two girls on a Harley.... Tee shirt of the one on back says:

If you can read this, MY bitch is driving."

 

[oggbashan]

On the back of a car with a towbar:

If you can read this I've lost the trailer and the mother-in-law

Og

 

[R. Richard]

It wasn't actually a sticker, but the license plate frame said: "Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt."

 

[rgraham666]

If I could do my own bumper sticker?

"If I knew everything I would be God. And then I certainly wouldn't be hanging around this silly planet, would I?"

 

[Recidiva]

I liked this one:

"Driver only carries $5. In ammunition."

 

[entitled]

On the back of an old VW bug trailing behind massive RV camper thingy:

"I'm pushing as fast as I can"

 

[Liar]

"If this was my car, I'd give a shit."

 

[cricketbug]

On the back of an old VW bug trailing behind massive RV camper thingy:

"I'm pushing as fast as I can"

bwahahahaha! I me'rember that bumper sticker...and the car!

 

[zeb1094]

I like the one that says:

"If you don't like my driving, dial 1-800-Eat-Shit!"

 

[entitled]

bwahahahaha! I me'rember that bumper sticker...and the car!

The snot green one?
i remember pissing off the truckers. Then going VROOM!!!

in little bitty letters: "You're too close and I have good aim when flicking boogers"

 

[oggbashan]

Motorway Construction - You hit the car, you're part of the motorway

 

[cheerful_deviant]

"Jesus loves you,
Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

"Fuck Decaf" (I had that one till a member of the local constabulary made me remove it. )

"Intelligent Design: Evolution for Dummies"

"My pig ate your honour student" (OK, maybe that one's only funny if you actually own a pig)

 

[AppleBiter]

I would put a quote I once heard on a TV show:

"Your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night."