Woman, you have a cock and 24 hours; what would U do?

[boyvenus4u]

Or perhaps i should rephrase that; who would you do?

Start talking, and no lies. (Try to REALLY get INTO character)

"Hey stop waving that thing in front of my face, get outta here!"

 

[LoboBoy]

well...seeing as this is the GLBT section... I can't see you getting much of an enthusiastic response lol

 

[boyvenus4u]

hmm...

I kinda see what u mean there Loboboy..." Ok, who's sharing the brain today? Who's sharing the brain?"

 

[PredatorSmile]

Grab some lube, condoms....and Aaron ( my boyfriend)

 

[boyvenus4u]

wow!

Lobo my boy, looks like we have contact here, full and physical contact...
Aaron, you lucky dog you!

Ok now ladies, step right up, who else among you is bold enough, as bold that is as Predatorsmile, to confess to strange malingering urges which perhaps you don't even understand, namely to fucking your man right up the (voice now of kid in Meet the Fockers) "ASS HOLE?"

Come on now, step right up!

 

[snowy ciara]

I've never really had penis envy, but now that you mention it...

If I had one, I'd probably be too busy playing with it, trying to feel a guy 'gasm, or seeing what it's like to pee standing up. (yeah, I know girls can do that too, but it's not the same!) However, a good male friend of mind was pondering being on the recieving end anally, but he hasn't met someone he trusts enough to do it. He told me once that he'd trust me back there. Other than masturbating, or peeing standing up, I'd probably do something silly like boff another girl.

Do I get to keep my breasts with this temporary penicular endowment? Or is it an even swap?

edited to add

Venus, you sort of seem to be asking two different questions. Did you want to know if I want to boff a guy (it's not a burning desire, but I'd do it if my friend wanted me too) or did you want to know if I want a penis for 24 hours and what I'd do with it? (Which would be fun, but it's not all about guy boffing.)

 

[Kumani]

I would put on a my favorite porno flick (bisexual porn of cousrse) relax into the sofa and start stroking with a very contented look on my face

 

[PredatorSmile]

Lobo my boy, looks like we have contact here, full and physical contact...
Aaron, you lucky dog you!

Ok now ladies, step right up, who else among you is bold enough, as bold that is as Predatorsmile, to confess to strange malingering urges which perhaps you don't even understand, namely to fucking your man right up the (voice now of kid in Meet the Fockers) "ASS HOLE?"

Come on now, step right up!

Ah, it's not like that. Trust me, even though he's bisexual, Aaron does NOT receive. Ever. I might be able to persuade him to suck me off, though.
He's got the sexiest lips I've ever seen on a guy....and his butt is so cute that I can understand why he gets stared at by every queer and faghag when we walk through the mall together.

My fantasy would be to stroke myself as he fucks me and then cum all over him....THAT would be cool. He does it to ME all the time, always with a smirk on his face.

 

[Trannygirl]

I've got a cock and a fair few years left with it...

 

[Devilgrl]

I'd go to angelina joiles house and try and get in her pants (or carmen electra)

 

[symbolicflame]

I guess I would have to say that I would stroke it and then go find my girlfriend who would probably drop me for a girl without one.

 

[boyvenus4u]

You ''GuyGals' are a riot!

Girls, or should I say my good day gentlemen, I heartily congratulate you all on such wonderful responses. God, you are all magnificent.

I imagine you all standing in a line stroking yourselves proudly.

I don't know who to respond to first, but here is a thought for you all to consider.

My fantasy right now is to be in a room, wearing just a pair of chaps, getting done by each and everyone of you, one after another.

I'm sure you be all absolutely sublime cock fuckers.

god, could you imagine, what you could all do with a woman's infinite energy with a cock? You'd all be fucking till the very end of time! Now , there's just another reason for you guys to take over the planet. And just keep a few subs like me on the farm as a sentimental token of the bad old days. Hah!

My god, what a fiction.

Please, keep it coming girls, this is sublime.

Venusboy

P.s

Ciara, keep your breasts on, or an even swap?

I'd give you two days. One with breasts, one without so you could decide for yourself which is better. (Thought, why wasn't God this cool? Next time round, huh?)

Kumani, I see you at home stroking alone with a look of utter contentment on your face. by the way, what's the porn?

Ah Predator, Aaron doesn't know what he's missing. I'll never forget when I lost my anal virGinity to a gal. Holy moly! Then she went and broke my heart, god dang it. Wouldn'y have it anyother way; heartbroken with a sore ass, there's man all over.

Trannygirl, she'll come, he'll come, you exquisite creature you.

Devilgirl and Angelina! Wow. I compliment you on your choice girl. Now there's a woman! But what about Brad?

Symbolicflame, stroking it ain't worth it honey if you were to lose your flame, trust me on this one.

God, that was good.

I feel like I won the lottery. (lottery of gal cocks!)

Keep em coming...

 

[Tymeless]

any of you girls can have my cock anytime u want because i'm trying to get rid of mine we can even do an even swap if u like!

 

[BitterIchor]

I'd go back to sleep hoping the whole thing is just a bad dream. Having extra appendages that aren't supposed to be there is scary stuff.

 

[boyvenus4u]

presence/absence...

On the flipside for a guy it's a very easy thing to imagine what it must feel to be a woman-superficially of course. The whole scrotal area and testes, with a little help from the imagination, can be transformed into the most wonderful vagina, the cock a most amazing clitoris. I have had incredible endorphin rushes home alone, legs akimbo massaging it in this manner just by treating it exactly like I would treat my lover's.The cock then seen not as an extension but rather an inversion, totally sublimated..so,the thought of being comprimised in the above position by a gal with a cock...hmmmmmm

sweet, so very sweet



Venus

 

[snowy ciara]

Thanks for the two days, but I'd still rather boff a girl...

 

[boyvenus4u]

I know exactly what u mean..

..I've just had the best sex I've had in a month, and I didn't even come! Puts a whole new dimension on the term 'ladies first', and 'gentle men', for that matter. Gentle, so gentle o...

 

[interfacial]

Since I'm new here I get a free pass while I bring up older threads. Especially one as fun as this.

Funny thing is that I'm fairly sure the source of my bisexual super powers come from my huge clit. Not too big and weird like Chyna's steroid induced clit (eew), but I can pretty much jack it with my thumb and ring finger. So, I would like to think I have some headway in pretending I have a penis.

If I had a dick, which I would assume I could have in any form I want, I would keep the rest of my body the same, just make my clit into a big hard one. I would fuck all of my old lovers and the bitch bi-haters down at this lesbian club I used to go to in my old college town. Oh yeah, those at that club would get anal, and they would definitely be forced into some ass to mouth action. I don't like them, but for some reason my hate makes me really horny for them. I would definitely use my dick for pure domination!

 

[boyvenus4u]

Interfacial...

I LIKE YOU! I LIKE YOU IN BUCKETS, HA HAH!

Signed Boy

(and I suck your royal cock, with of course your permisssion )

 

[demaal]

[...]

 

[noonenew]

I've been wanting a vagina for a day or week for years!

I know what I'd do if I were a chick fo a week...

 

[demaal]

[...]

 

[Tymeless]

i'd be a normal woman if i ever get my vagina!

 

[noonenew]

...all ears...

well, like Tymeless said, I'd just do "normal" chick things. you know, flirting, cock teasing, being a bitch.

but, knowing my luck, if I were a chick for a week, it would happen to be the week that I bleed. haha.

 

[boyvenus4u]

this is absolutely delicious...

keep it coming my lovelies....