Wives of men of the cloth and their sex drive

[ClockworkFox]

Well, here it is. As promised on another thread. As far as I know, it hasn't been covered anywhere else, although it might be a fit for some of those Who is your most inappropriate fetish? / Which member of your family would you love to roger? etc. threads ...

So, are YOU married to a man of God? Do you writhe and squirm beneath him like a soul in torment in the Lake of Fire as he gives it to you hard and dirty in the name of the Lord, perhaps even taking His name in vain as he slides into the road less travelled by? Do you get on your knees to pray at his mighty cock altar? Or do you just lie there in the usual missionary position murmuring Mm, yes, mm, nice, lovely, mm, darling, in total darkness, and yearn to rant about it to a shedload of sickos from all around the world?

Or perhaps you know a lady who is. Your sister? Your mother? Your cousin? ... ... Your wife????!!!?? Tell us all you know, all they've told you, or what you've been able to glean from a bit of eavesdropping or keyholing, or even outright full-knowledge voyeuring in situ with sensual up-close-and-personal masturbation.

Remember, all persons mentioned, ogled, lusted after, fucked or buggered must be over 18, but apart from that, the sicker it is, the more we'll like it.

Or simply make it all up, who gives a shit.

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

Let’s hear it!

 

[ClockworkFox]

No one? There must be someone out there, surely. It's OK, you can tell us. We won't tell a soul. Is it the guilt? The fear of going to Hell because of your latex fetish with him indoors? In your clingy little dayglo pink suit with the detachable zipped crotch? The case of dildos of all shapes and sizes for when he's out of an evening tending to his flock, a few of which you can fit onto the Delux "Roaring Roger" piston-fuck machine with the velvet seat down in the basement?

Your nasty little secret is safe with us. The parish will never know. And we won't be shocked, either. You know what they say - judge not, that ye be not judged.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

No one? There must be someone out there, surely. It's OK, you can tell us. We won't tell a soul. Is it the guilt? The fear of going to Hell because of your latex fetish with him indoors? In your clingy little dayglo pink suit with the detachable zipped crotch? The case of dildos of all shapes and sizes for when he's out of an evening tending to his flock, a few of which you can fit onto the Delux "Roaring Roger" piston-fuck machine with the velvet seat down in the basement?

Your nasty little secret is safe with us. The parish will never know. And we won't be shocked, either. You know what they say - judge not, that ye be not judged.

Someone has some pent up desires for naughtiness at church…

 

[Kolejdayz]

I can tell a story about the daughter of a man of the cloth

 

[ClockworkFox]

No, I'm afraid that doesn't count. The point is that the wives struggle against - or lay waste to - hubby's godliness, which probably doesn't include arsefucking and spermswallowing. Although then again the Bible doesn't mention those (although it definitely says man-on-man is a big no-no, of course). Then again, maybe I never read the juicier bits. Then again again, what Leviticus says is that thou shalt not lie with a man as thou would with a woman. Which you can't do anyway, innit? Then yet again, you CAN kind of do it, but only via the tradesmen's entrance.

You can tell your story anyway, of course, but it won't be taken into account for the statistics afterwards, naturally.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I think sexual repression would be more common than not and lead to all sorts of wackiness from both of them. Definitely something to think about.

 

[Greytruck]

I can tell a story about the daughter of a man of the cloth

Ha me too

 

[Treeview]

I met a single Lady on a vanilla...POF...website who was a minister

She taught me how to spank her.

She was down on her hands and knees....hips up and readay

At each stroke she would ask for more noise....Bark

or

More sting...Bite

She got her cheeks warmed


I felt her orgasm...bottomed myself in her pussy and we orgasmed together....then collapsed That was one of the best EVER

 

[Statius]

No, I'm afraid that doesn't count. The point is that the wives struggle against - or lay waste to - hubby's godliness, which probably doesn't include arsefucking and spermswallowing. Although then again the Bible doesn't mention those (although it definitely says man-on-man is a big no-no, of course). Then again, maybe I never read the juicier bits. Then again again, what Leviticus says is that thou shalt not lie with a man as thou would with a woman. Which you can't do anyway, innit? Then yet again, you CAN kind of do it, but only via the tradesmen's entrance.

You can tell your story anyway, of course, but it won't be taken into account for the statistics afterwards, naturally.

Along with masturbation, wasting seed, and sodomy, which includes oral.

 

[Kolejdayz]

I think sexual repression would be more common than not and lead to all sorts of wackiness from both of them. Definitely something to think about.

I think maybe they compensate for their role in society

 

[ClockworkFox]

I think sexual repression would be more common than not and lead to all sorts of wackiness from both of them. Definitely something to think about.

Exactly, Rob. Which makes it even more interesting and fascinating. Odd, isn't it, yet logical, that those who have been repressed sexually have so much more curiosity and so many more inhibitions to lose that, when their little balloon is finally pricked, it releases a violent tsunami of debauched wantonness, not to mention wanton debauchery.

Which is why a good girl turns into a raving, slavering, drooling, cockhungry, ripped-pantie slut much more easily. The more prim and proper she is, the more decadent and depraved she becomes when IT happens.

The good girls. Watch out for them scanning the theology section at the library in their horn-rimmed glasses, politely waiting their turn in the queue at the bakery, twittering inanely about the weather, or sitting unslouched and upright at the bus stop, knees firmly together under that long thick skirt, hair tied back severely in a bun, and sensible shoes, engrossed in "Mother Teresa of Calcutta - A Life".

Have a care, good girl. IT might happen any time soon ...

...

Mmm ...

 

[lifeis2short2b]

What a BS thread. Everyone knows men of the cloth prefer boys

 

[ClockworkFox]

What a BS thread. Everyone knows men of the cloth prefer boys

Yes, we know that, but, er ... your point in relation to the title of the thread?

 

[ClockworkFox]

What a BS thread. Everyone knows men of the cloth prefer boys

And what does "straight forward" mean, by the by? Does it imply that on the other hand you're "queer back"? Is this a Geordie thing? Doesn't sound like it comes from Sid's lexicon, howaaay, man, or Cousin Shane's either.

 

[curioustxn]

Well, here it is. As promised on another thread. As far as I know, it hasn't been covered anywhere else, although it might be a fit for some of those Who is your most inappropriate fetish? / Which member of your family would you love to roger? etc. threads ...

So, are YOU married to a man of God? Do you writhe and squirm beneath him like a soul in torment in the Lake of Fire as he gives it to you hard and dirty in the name of the Lord, perhaps even taking His name in vain as he slides into the road less travelled by? Do you get on your knees to pray at his mighty cock altar? Or do you just lie there in the usual missionary position murmuring Mm, yes, mm, nice, lovely, mm, darling, in total darkness, and yearn to rant about it to a shedload of sickos from all around the world?

Or perhaps you know a lady who is. Your sister? Your mother? Your cousin? ... ... Your wife????!!!?? Tell us all you know, all they've told you, or what you've been able to glean from a bit of eavesdropping or keyholing, or even outright full-knowledge voyeuring in situ with sensual up-close-and-personal masturbation.

Remember, all persons mentioned, ogled, lusted after, fucked or buggered must be over 18, but apart from that, the sicker it is, the more we'll like it.

Or simply make it all up, who gives a shit.

What makes you think men of the cloth don't have a sex drive? They have the same sex drive as anyone else! And they can be just as kinky as anyone else, they just don't tell the world about it.

 

[NiobiDan]

Exactly, Rob. Which makes it even more interesting and fascinating. Odd, isn't it, yet logical, that those who have been repressed sexually have so much more curiosity and so many more inhibitions to lose that, when their little balloon is finally pricked, it releases a violent tsunami of debauched wantonness, not to mention wanton debauchery.

Which is why a good girl turns into a raving, slavering, drooling, cockhungry, ripped-pantie slut much more easily. The more prim and proper she is, the more decadent and depraved she becomes when IT happens.

The good girls. Watch out for them scanning the theology section at the library in their horn-rimmed glasses, politely waiting their turn in the queue at the bakery, twittering inanely about the weather, or sitting unslouched and upright at the bus stop, knees firmly together under that long thick skirt, hair tied back severely in a bun, and sensible shoes, engrossed in "Mother Teresa of Calcutta - A Life".

Have a care, good girl. IT might happen any time soon ...

...

Mmm ...

I doubt that the majority of clerics are or were sexually repressed = apart from those from strict religions or sects. Anglicans, for example don't preach or demonstrate any sexual hangups in particular

 

[Britva415]

the wives struggle against - or lay waste to - hubby's godliness

which denomination is that?

If the ordained guy is allowed to marry, then that denomination obviously does not think it's ungodly for him to lay his wife. You seem to be confusing that for some church which doesn't even allow the clergy to marry.