Witnessing your own conception...

[Ravenloft]

Creepy?

 

[heterotic]

Yes.

 

[Elizabeth]

Hell yes!

 

[Ravenloft]

Wonder what Freud would say...

 

[Ravenloft]

*Psst* I didn't really, it was just in a bood I am reading.

 

[Moridin187]

Wonder what Freud would say...

The same thing he always says

Chicks wish they had dicks
Guys wanna put the wood to their mom

 

[lobito]

DAMN! I remember that night, like it was yesterday!

I was just floating around, minding my own business, in my little protective egg "shell", and all of a sudden this big gigantic snake comes into our cave, and starts releasing all his little warriors. They tried to invade our fort that we built, and we were doing a good job for the most part. But then it happened. My egg got invaded, while all my friends were safe. I felt SO violated.

Roughly 9 months later I emerged in this universe, and now feel lucky to have been THE ONE that they got to first.

Lo

 

[Young Knave]

That's nothing. Actually, this one time, I got a sex change, went back in time, and ended up going threw childbirth and the kid turned out to be me.

Creepy?

 

[heterotic]

*Psst* I didn't really, it was just in a bood I am reading.

I've never read a bood, but I guess they pose some odd questions.

I just really wouldn't want to see my parents doing it, though, even before they were my parents.

 

[heterotic]

Re: Re: Witnessing your own conception...

That's nothing. Actually, this one time, I got a sex change, went back in time, and ended up going threw childbirth and the kid turned out to be me.

Now that's what I call inbreeding

 

[Ravenloft]

*Patting Heterotic on the head*

Its okay puppy, I forgive you.

 

[Beethoven'sFire]

It might be interesting to witness your own conception, if it was a shot of the sperm entering the egg rather than your parents going at it.

 

[Gingersnap]

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW !!!! Thanks for that revolting thought Silent Bob. ((((shudders))))

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh sure, like none of you want to just walk up to your dad and pat him on the back saying... "Nice job stud."

Errr... Im not alone in this am I?

*BWUL*

 

[KillerMuffin]

"Whoa, Mom. You're a hot tamale in bed." Double-take. "Who in the fuck is that???"

Nah, I prefer blissful ignorance.

 

[Ravenloft]

*Clapping* You're one fuckin funny woman KM!

 

[IA951]

The same thing he always says

Chicks wish they had dicks
Guys wanna put the wood to their mom

you say that like it's a bad thing.


I would like to try and convince them not to do the deed.

 

[Young Knave]

But you would be negating your own existance!!!!

you say that like it's a bad thing.


I would like to try and convince them not to do the deed.

 

[IA951]

But you would be negating your own existance!!!!

Truly a knave you are.

do you not think that I know that?
I know it.
Am painfully aware of it.
Such would be my plan.
Preventing two people from making a mistake.
And sparing me a life of pain.
is, I think, a rather noble goal.
Not that I would be doing it for glory, hardly.

 

[Young Knave]

Think about everyone else then! You could be creating a paradox that would collapse the whole space/time continuem, thus destroying all of existance.

Geez. Don't you ever watch Star Trek?

Truly a knave you are.

do you not think that I know that?
I know it.
Am painfully aware of it.
Such would be my plan.
Preventing two people from making a mistake.
And sparing me a life of pain.
is, I think, a rather noble goal.
Not that I would be doing it for glory, hardly.

 

[Young Knave]

Think about everyone else then! You could be creating a paradox that would collapse the whole space/time continuem, thus destroying all of existance.

Geez. Don't you ever watch Star Trek?

 

[scylis]

tell you what. i'll take him in my ship and we'll go outside the universe, where, in the space between universes, anything is possible simply by thinking about it (though one must think incredably hard and be EXACT about everything they think of, down to the very last detail of whatever it is)

weeeeeeeeee!