Wit & Nipples 🍒

[SpicyBean99]

My wife bought several years ago. She mis judged the size of one! It was enormous

No I have to say some of the things there are gargantuan. No amount of lube would allow me to go anywhere near the bigger boys. I prefer those stretching my throat instead.

 

[SpicyBean99]

That's an amazing collection. Last time I saw a girl who kept a bag under her bed, we had some mind bending fun....!

She sounds like my kinda girl

 

[Jaws82]

Some of them are terrifying…ly fun looking

No I have to say some of the things there are gargantuan. No amount of lube would allow me to go anywhere near the bigger boys. I prefer those stretching my throat instead.

which ones are on your radar?

 

[Cogan]

Good luck finding me But if you do make it north of the equator, picture this: a jug of sangría between us, pulpo a la gallega and chorizo al vino on the table, the ocean stretching out in front of us. I’m in a summer dress, no panties, legs warm from the sun and mind already set on midnight skinny dipping… and dragging you into the sand right after, tasting salt on your skin and moaning beautiful obscenities into your mouth.

 

[CuriousRick]

No I have to say some of the things there are gargantuan. No amount of lube would allow me to go anywhere near the bigger boys. I prefer those stretching my throat instead.

Wow!! I had never even considered that! That would be something to see. Lol. Of course I would be very jealous of that toy! Lol

 

[ChasBozwell30]

She sounds like my kinda girl

She was wonderfully open minded, incredibly fun to play with. Opened my mind AND my body...

To be honest, every girl will be compared to her from now on lol

 

[ycym]

An inflatable gag secured with a valve is also fun. Do a little quiz, with every wrong answer the gag is inflated further.
Really a fun game.

 

[SpicyBean99]

which ones are on your radar?

The demon dick.

 

[Jaws82]

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The demon dick.

Sinfully satisfying

 

[SpicyBean99]

Sinfully satisfying

Just. How. I. Like. It.

 

[Jaws82]

Just. How. I. Like. It.

You’ve got me feeling sinful

 

[CuriousRick]

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The demon dick.

What size?

 

[hotcpu]

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The demon dick.

No doubt that one will leave a lasting impression

 

[SpicyBean99]

She was wonderfully open minded, incredibly fun to play with. Opened my mind AND my body...

To be honest, every girl will be compared to her from now on lol

Fair warning, comparison is the thief of joy.
That said… the ones who know how to play… like really play, do tend to leave a lasting impression. Some of us don’t just open your mind… we make it hard to forget what it feels like to be completely undone ( I’ve been told similar a few times, not to suck my own nipple or anything)

 

[SpicyBean99]

What size?

Medium for sure. Large is too “large and in charge” I don’t like being stretched that way.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Fair warning, comparison is the thief of joy.
That said… the ones who know how to play… like really play, do tend to leave a lasting impression. Some of us don’t just open your mind… we make it hard to forget what it feels like to be completely undone ( I’ve been told similar a few times, not to suck my own nipple or anything)

Absolutely, she gave me multiple orgasms (I didn't know until then men could even have those!) She gave me a list of new kinks that I don't think I could mention to any one else lol

I asked her to push me, and she did it gleefully. Mischievously. Impishly. She knew how to take you apart....

 

[ChasBozwell30]

"Comparison is the thief of joy"

very very true, you connect with different people in different ways, they all give you what you need in the end x

 

[peekingone]

I have even more than that in boxes in my loft. I used to do content creation so needed a lot of choice. Not only that, going back 6/7 years ago when I was in a fully fledged lesbian relationship, we needed options and options, I certainly have. I remember the first ever strap on I brought and being terrified that I wouldn’t know how to use it properly. The first time I put it on, I had this weird rush of power? I guess? I felt so in control. No wonder some of you let your cock lead you
Bless me
(Seeing my self with no piercings and minimal tattoos creeps me out, I like having my lil edge )

Naughty

 

[SpicyBean99]

Absolutely, she gave me multiple orgasms (I didn't know until then men could even have those!) She gave me a list of new kinks that I don't think I could mention to any one else lol

I asked her to push me, and she did it gleefully. Mischievously. Impishly. She knew how to take you apart....

As a woman I’m sure I already know some of the things she did to you it takes someone who knows what they’re doing. But the connection afterwards is undeniable!

I once milked a man, bent over on his bed, my tongue and finger in his ass, the other one jerking him. He had never ever sprayed continuously like that. And afterwards he told me orgasms never quite felt the same.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*peeks in after errands*

 

[CuriousRick]

As a woman I’m sure I already know some of the things she did to you it takes someone who knows what they’re doing. But the connection afterwards is undeniable!

I once milked a man, bent over on his bed, my tongue and finger in his ass, the other one jerking him. He had never ever sprayed continuously like that. And afterwards he told me orgasms never quite felt the same.

That made my heart skip a beat!!

 

[peekingone]

As a woman I’m sure I already know some of the things she did to you it takes someone who knows what they’re doing. But the connection afterwards is undeniable!

I once milked a man, bent over on his bed, my tongue and finger in his ass, the other one jerking him. He had never ever sprayed continuously like that. And afterwards he told me orgasms never quite felt the same.

OK this is fucking wicked hot!!!!!!

 

[ChasBozwell30]

As a woman I’m sure I already know some of the things she did to you it takes someone who knows what they’re doing. But the connection afterwards is undeniable!

I once milked a man, bent over on his bed, my tongue and finger in his ass, the other one jerking him. He had never ever sprayed continuously like that. And afterwards he told me orgasms never quite felt the same.

That brings back some memories. Being bent over, seeing her reach for her "toys."

She made the anticipation so delicious...

She was so good at it, and very good at congratulating me, telling me how sensitive i was, she made it all so natural and sensual. We weren't doing anything weird, just finding something new. Afterwards, I couldn't stop thanking her, it was important to me that she knew what she had done for me...

Believe me, she knew!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

I make a lot of bad jokes and ridiculous suggestions because being serious all the time is overrated

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

I make a lot of bad jokes and ridiculous suggestions? I don't fuckin know, I ain't special

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

Well, the last show I watched was Bluey with my kid, so I'm probably not at any significant mortal risk here. Bandit seems like a fun dude, I'd hang out with the blue guy.

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

Probably get my takeout and leave. Bars aren't my thing, the lady whose attention I'm trying to get is probably the hostess. If I were there to try to flirt I have no idea what I'd do, I haven't had to try to attract feminine attention in 15 years and I was really bad at it back then, so honestly I would probably just have a drink at the bar, think "what am I even doing here," and go home.

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?

Honestly, probably catching up on sleep. I'm fucking tired.

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?

My job and yes, I do think I'm good at what I do.

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

I'm an average looking guy over 40, I don't get compliments on my body. I don't really have a part that I wish got more attention.

8) What’s your most controversial opinion?

My opinion that the world would be a better place if everyone would just shut the fuck up and let other people live their lives is pretty controversial around these parts.

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?

A funny hat? A nerf gun? A recipe book to make breakfast the next morning?

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.

1) a water purifier
2) flint and steel to make fire
3) one of those blankets the US Marines have that is lightweight yet really warm and super durable

11) Tell me about your favourite memory!

The birth of my kid. Nothing else compares.

12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

I was nervous before my first date with my now wife and had to run to the bathroom in the coffee shop because of it. I lied about having to poop when I came out because, like, why the hell would I tell this girl about whom I'm super excited about what I did in the bathroom? Yes, she now knows about it.

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

That looks like a nice way to end a date!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

You couldn’t have worded it better.

I went from BabyBean ( not even kidding that was my social handle for years as a young teen, for msn and kik etc. )

Then it sort of over the years graduated to Spicy!

And now baked bean