Wisdom of the ages!!

[bulld]

Having run out of things to say tonight I thought it might be fun to share the wisest sayings we know. My favorite is: "You can't win, you can't break even, and there's only one way out of the game."

Anyone else have any good sayings??

 

[CreamyLady]

There is a different path for every pair of feet.

 

[Nobody Special]

"There are two paths you can take, but there is still time to change the path you're on.." Led Zepplin

"If I could walk on water, would you concider me average??" The Wife

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[Ezzy]

If it ain't broke...DON'T FIX IT!


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[Guest]

~Even if you were to fall upon your face, you are still moving forward.~

 

[Cheyenne]

Trust no one.

 

[naudiz]

If at first you don't succeed, so much for sky diving.

 

[Ezzy]

LOL...

If at first you don't succeed, so much for sky diving.

My GrandMother used to change it slightly.

If at first you don't suckseed, try some you might like the flavor.

It was only when I grew up that I worked out a second meaning hidden in these words. I never looked at her quite the same after I worked it out.


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[Silverlily]

Thus sayeth one of my college history professors...

You can't change what you don't understand.

 

[Vlad]

"Life's a bitch, but it's much too short"--Mick Jagger

Vlad

 

[Mortto56]

"Believe none of what you hear,and only half of what you see!"

 

[Ezzy]

Re: Thus sayeth one of my college history professors...

You can't change what you don't understand.

Has he / she discovered working time travel then?



EZ http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[naudiz]

If at first you don't suckseed, try some you might like the flavor.

... Well, there you go again, Ezzy, breaking my head.

 

[JadedHeart]

The dead will never hurt you, it's the live ones you have to watch out for!

My grandmother used to tell me this when I had watched a scary movie and was too frightened to sleep.

 

[Cheyenne]

WWMMS?

*One penalty point for using your thread to promote mine! *

 

[TonyG]

Track coach to his high school girls team trying to get them inspired at a coed meet thought and said:

Remember, guys like fast girls!

 

[KillerMuffin]

"PAIN WILL MAKE YOU THINK!!!"

-Drill Sergeant Green

 

[miles]

If you don't like getting what you're getting
You better stop doing what you're doing