Wireless, Remote Controlled toys

[_Rapier_]

I recently bought a Venus Butterfly toy from Adam and Eve, I was under the impression that it was wireless when I bought it. Woo! Public romps and torture, right?! No... turns out it has a nice little cord attached to the bullet. Alright, whatever. It's still a great toy for the price I paid.
However, I'm still on the lookout for a wireless remotely controlled toy, I did a search on google and came up with a variety of sites claiming to have them but some of them wanted almost $90 for the cordless version of the butterfly! OMG.
My question.. Does any one know of a trustworthy and inexpensive site where I could find something like what I want?

 

[ms_sub_liminal]

i've yet to find a wireless toy that is quiet enough for inconspicuous public play. you'll need more luck finding that rather than a website. try calling up your local sex shop. ask a few questions and see what products they recommend then hit the internet from there.

 

[subwannabe]

These do seem to be too noisy for average public use. You either need a very secluded spot or a very noisy spot where it will blend in with the other noises. I don't think there is a cheaper version of the real thing.

 

[shortstuff02]

I actually have a couple of different wireless remote eggs that are not loud enough for anyone to hear them. They have 10 different speeds. We enjoy going to dinner and while sitting there he is turning the remote on and off. The thought of teasing me all through dinner turns him on.

 

[wicked woman]

I actually have a couple of different wireless remote eggs that are not loud enough for anyone to hear them. They have 10 different speeds. We enjoy going to dinner and while sitting there he is turning the remote on and off. The thought of teasing me all through dinner turns him on.

uhuh. I've got similar memories of a particular dinner.


I've never seen a good wireless remote toy that was inexpensive and I searched a lot, including online. I eventually found mine in the UK, but it wasn't cheap.

 

[ms_sub_liminal]

I actually have a couple of different wireless remote eggs that are not loud enough for anyone to hear them. They have 10 different speeds. We enjoy going to dinner and while sitting there he is turning the remote on and off. The thought of teasing me all through dinner turns him on.

i'd be interested to know what these were. everything i find is too loud and makes for more of an awkward than fun dinner.

 

[shortstuff02]

Sorry I forgot to include the link for it. It is on the higher side as far as price but VERY worth it.

http://shop.tootimid.com/wireless-wonder.aspx

 

[ms_sub_liminal]

whoa were not kidding about the price. of course xmas is just around the corner.... according to the department stores anyway

 

[subwannabe]

Shortstuff, You say it really turns him on. Does it turn you on? Just curious.

 

[mentionME]

Shortstuff, You say it really turns him on. Does it turn you on? Just curious.

i was wondering the same thing.

 

[neil1357]

i'd be interested to know what these were. everything i find is too loud and makes for more of an awkward than fun dinner.

I can't remember enough details to nail it down (I just did some web searches and nothing came up), but hopefully this'll trigger someone else's memory.

About 5-6 years ago, I think on bbc.co.uk, I read about a guy who was testing a new toy for `day-long' use by his girlfriend with the intent to arouse, but not so much as to drive her to orgasm. I believe it was variable-speed, but never above 20 cycles-per-second (that's about the bottom threshold of human hearing) so it was essentially silent and was unlikely to desensitize her nerves after a while of continuous use. IIRC, the physical shape was to emulate cunnilingus, though I don't remember if it was shaped as lips that opened/closed (I think that was it, but I'm not certain) or a more traditional tongue that wagged. (I'm kinda certain it was lip-shaped.)

The story said he had nicknamed it something like `kitty' because that was his nickname for his girlfriend, but I'm not coming up with any web-hits when I search for `adult hearing desensitization site:bbc.co.uk' and removing the site filter gives too many to be useful (both Google and Bing).


Sorry I can't give the specific product, maybe this will trigger someone's memory though.

 

[shortstuff02]

Shortstuff, You say it really turns him on. Does it turn you on? Just curious.

Yes it does. Especially since I will put it in just right so that it is hitting my gspot. The thought of not knowing when, how long or which setting he will be using is such a tease as well. The one good thing with that site. If you dfind you don't like it within 30 days and they will give you a store credit.

It is definately worth the price. I had a less expensive one that I wasn't happy with. You have to watch as some of them out there just have an on off switch. So with 10 functions you would have to keep hitting it til you cycled through all of them so it would turn off. Not a lot of fun. This one is not that way.

 

[missymoomoo]

I own one that is similar to the doc johnsons I am from Australia and it cost me $55, you could also buy one that came with a cock ring attatchment so you could use it during sex with a male partner~if you are that way inclined, I think that one was only $10 more.

Like the other one it has 7 functions and it quiet

http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/802/350__1_FS2K349A7BX.jpg

 

[Skeebo11]

I wish I could find this

I would like to find one that I could use via a cell phone.

One where I could be 200 miles away, text the device somehow, and make it do different things, different speeds etc.

That could be very erotic sending the egg a text message.

Maybe a text that looks something like this:

Turn on now
Slow
Stop and start every two minutes
Duration= 1hour

Tease the hell out of your significant other from miles away!

 

[JohnMBrowning]

This is a very wonderful thread!

 

[khlarrissa]

I would like to find one that I could use via a cell phone.

One where I could be 200 miles away, text the device somehow, and make it do different things, different speeds etc.

That could be very erotic sending the egg a text message.

Maybe a text that looks something like this:

Turn on now
Slow
Stop and start every two minutes
Duration= 1hour

Tease the hell out of your significant other from miles away!

Although not nearly as detailed as you have in mind, I seem to recall that there might have been panties at one time that were made to hold a pager. Set it to vibrate and the lover can call at his/her will. Sorta like this one that's made for cell phones.

 

[viper2000]

http://www.sultryseductions.com.au/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=6_39&products_id=72

Try this one we have one its pretty good.

 

[gregor2001us]

I recently saw a clip of a movie where a woman had a remote and was at a dinner business meeting. It was a very funny scene as a boy found her remote control and was testing it w/o her knowing, while she was trying to brief a bunch of guys about some business thing. But I cannot find it now.

Does anyone know what the movie might have been?

 

[TypicalDeviant]

You're thinking of The Ugly Truth.

 

[DangerousLilly]

Let me first say that I review sex toys and also know a bunch of others who do.
That said.

1. If it's going to be inside of her ONLY then you can get away with it being louder. It's internal, muffles a lot.
2. If it's like a butterfly one that's for clit stim, then if it's quiet enough it won't likely be powerful enough - at least not to get her off. That is the trade off.

If she has a sensitive clit and is a thin-ish woman, then you'll have better options. The straps on the butterflys usually aren't big enough for plus sized women.

My biggest suggestion without getting specific is to avoid products made by California Exotics / CalExotics. The Berman Institute toys are just CalExotic toys with the Berman name to them, and they aren't very good. (thats what was used in the Ugly Truth movie)

You get what you pay for. ESPECIALLY with the wireless remotes. I've read reviews by my friends that talk about the remote being inconsistent, not going as far as the manufacturer claims, etc.

I've personally tried the Venus Penis 2 and I couldn't say enough bad things about it.


I own the We-Vibe, which is expensive but can be good....it just wasn't strong enough or the vibrations weren't resonating enough to get me off clitorally. It does not have a remote so you'd turn it on and leave it on. It's rechargeable. It's soft, small and u-shaped providing internal and clitoral stim. It won't provide any pressure to the g-spot, and her body might not align perfectly.
But it can be a great toy worn in secret in public and is on the quieter side.

Even if you don't buy from there, I seriously recommend checking out edenfantasys.com if only for the reviews. I've partnered with them, and I trust all the blogger reviewers that give the in-depth reviews.

If you want more info or recommendations, ask me. I love helping people choose toys

 

[vibes]

Let me first say that I review sex toys and also know a bunch of others who do.
That said.

1. If it's going to be inside of her ONLY then you can get away with it being louder. It's internal, muffles a lot.
2. If it's like a butterfly one that's for clit stim, then if it's quiet enough it won't likely be powerful enough - at least not to get her off. That is the trade off.

If she has a sensitive clit and is a thin-ish woman, then you'll have better options. The straps on the butterflys usually aren't big enough for plus sized women.

My biggest suggestion without getting specific is to avoid products made by California Exotics / CalExotics. The Berman Institute toys are just CalExotic toys with the Berman name to them, and they aren't very good. (thats what was used in the Ugly Truth movie)

You get what you pay for. ESPECIALLY with the wireless remotes. I've read reviews by my friends that talk about the remote being inconsistent, not going as far as the manufacturer claims, etc.

I've personally tried the Venus Penis 2 and I couldn't say enough bad things about it.


I own the We-Vibe, which is expensive but can be good....it just wasn't strong enough or the vibrations weren't resonating enough to get me off clitorally. It does not have a remote so you'd turn it on and leave it on. It's rechargeable. It's soft, small and u-shaped providing internal and clitoral stim. It won't provide any pressure to the g-spot, and her body might not align perfectly.
But it can be a great toy worn in secret in public and is on the quieter side.

Even if you don't buy from there, I seriously recommend checking out edenfantasys.com if only for the reviews. I've partnered with them, and I trust all the blogger reviewers that give the in-depth reviews.

If you want more info or recommendations, ask me. I love helping people choose toys

WOW

Your knowledge on the subject matter is academic

 

[DangerousLilly]

WOW

Your knowledge on the subject matter is academic

Yeah, it kind of is. I've read hundreds of reviews, have personally reviewed 40 sex toys (not including accessory items) and have learned a lot of things.

 

[gregor2001us]

You're thinking of The Ugly Truth.

That's it!

Thank you!!