Winter Holiday Support Thread

[sirhugs]

geez, a guy breathes for a day or three, and the thread gets pages long ....

 

[Guest]

These women expect introductions, and often iccky feelings and relationship to form before they get down and dirty. Never did understand that.

my characters have no morals, really. its hard to write a sex scene in walmart.

 

[sirhugs]

I know, damnit, she just won't get naked unless she knows he loves her... this is very frustrating! <grin>

can't you work in an introspective fantasy passage on page two or three, where she imagines her head being pounded against the headboard, if only ....

 

[Boxlicker101]

These women expect introductions, and often iccky feelings and relationship to form before they get down and dirty. Never did understand that.

That will be no problem in mine because the characters all know each other.

 

[Guest]

I know, damnit, she just won't get naked unless she knows he loves her... this is very frustrating! <grin>

That has frustrated men since the beginning of time.

Really, the beginning of time. Eve told Adam, "How can I be sure you're the one?"

my characters have no morals, really. its hard to write a sex scene in walmart.

Sex in Walmart has such a trailer trash appeal. She'd be in cut off shorts, with a package of smokes in the upper arm of her t-shirt.

 

[Boxlicker101]

That has frustrated men since the beginning of time.

Really, the beginning of time. Eve told Adam, "How can I be sure you're the one?"

I think something was lost in the translation. What I heard she said was "Will you still respect me afterward?"

 

[sirhugs]

That has frustrated men since the beginning of time.

Really, the beginning of time. Eve told Adam, "How can I be sure you're the one?"



Sex in Walmart has such a trailer trash appeal. She'd be in cut off shorts, with a package of smokes in the upper arm of her t-shirt.

must be regional differences in walmart women. Ours have sweatshirts and sweatpants. Baggy of course.

 

[Guest]

must be regional differences in walmart women. Ours have sweatshirts and sweatpants. Baggy of course.

ours wear spandex and tank tops

i guess that would include me, sans tank.

 

[sirhugs]

ours wear spandex and tank tops

i guess that would include me, sans tank.

"Topless at WalMart"...nice title, but hardly seasonal.

 

[Guest]

"Topless at WalMart"...nice title, but hardly seasonal.

i cant believe it took nearly an entire day for someone to pick up on that...*grin*

 

[neonlyte]

i cant believe it took nearly an entire day for someone to pick up on that...*grin*

Sorry... I thought it was a spelling mistake and thanks for the

 

[Guest]

Sorry... I thought it was a spelling mistake and thanks for the

can hardly blame you. im alwasy misslelping thigns. *grin*
and you are welcome.
please have another
and a *hug*

 

[dreampilot79]

"Topless at WalMart"...nice title, but hardly seasonal.

Oh hell.. we can even make topless in WalMart seasonal... she's from Alaska taking a winter Holliday in Florida... and goes shopping in Wallyworld.... Topless because the temp change is sooo damn good!.... there now it's winter... and I wanna see Vela topless!

 

[Guest]

Oh hell.. we can even make topless in WalMart seasonal... she's from Alaska taking a winter Holliday in Florida... and goes shopping in Wallyworld.... Topless because the temp change is sooo damn good!.... there now it's winter... and I wanna see Vela topless!

trust me....youll have to bring a microscope.
lucky on the other hand.....*drool*

 

[hugo_sam]

trust me....youll have to bring a microscope.
lucky on the other hand.....*drool*

Vella...Vella..
All shapes and sizes are wonderful in their own right. I'm sure you have been told before, it's the package with the mind at the heart of it, that makes anyone sensual and sexy!
*gentle bear hug*

 

[impressive]

uh oh... I have 6 pages written, and still no sex...

Mine is finished and STILL has no sex BUT ... it makes me cry every time I read it.

 

[neonlyte]

Mine is finished and STILL has no sex BUT ... it makes me cry every time I read it.

Boy am I out of step again. Just for a change I'm writing a sex story.

 

[Guest]

"Topless at WalMart"...nice title, but hardly seasonal.

You just gave me an idea for a horrifying story for next year's Halloween contest.

"Walmart on the Day AfterThanksgiving"

A nightmare I did once, but will never, ever do again.

Mine is finished and STILL has no sex BUT ... it makes me cry every time I read it.

That's it, go for votes with emotion and the human condition, and talent. You couldn't do a blowjob while sucking a candy cane like the rest of us.

 

[impressive]

That's it, go for votes with emotion and the human condition, and talent. You couldn't do a blowjob while sucking a candy cane like the rest of us.

Why write about my everyday life?

 

[Guest]

Why write about my everyday life?

You naughty little elf you.

Must be hard to write a holiday story when your everyday life is Madam in the Bordello at the North Pole.

Hey, story idea. It's got horny elves, naked Santa and rutting reindeer. Perfect.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Has anyone got the title: "I saw mommy blowing Santa Claus"?

....just asking....

 

[Guest]

Has anyone got the title: "I saw mommy blowing Santa Claus"?

....just asking....

i do now
*grin*

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hey! What happened to the Ramadan Story Contest?

My story, "Taliban Love Slut," was about a woman being forced to show her nose to some guy. It was hot!

Uh-oh! Here come the fatwas!

 

[neonlyte]

Hey! What happened to the Ramadan Story Contest?

My story, "Taliban Love Slut," was about a woman being forced to show her nose to some guy. It was hot!

Uh-oh! Here come the fatwas!

I didn't laugh, it wasn't me... They were laughing - over there -->

 

[Guest]

I didn't laugh, it wasn't me... They were laughing - over there -->

guilty. holy shi'ite that one grabbed me unaware.​