Winter Holiday Support Thread

[Guest]

Woohoo I submitted a story.

I didn't think with NaNo I would have time, but i managed to write something with NO plot. what little plot there was (and it was tenuous at best) got deleted so it's a 1 page wank fest.

I'll go hide now in shame, I didn't even put it up under my normal name here. Oh so so so many social rules broken in soo few words

Never fear, not a contender for anything except it did provide a good vent for all the sex I wouldn't let happen in my NaNo thing

~Alex

Congrats on finishing the Nano...it was rough. And if it isn't under your name, how do we know it's yours?

 

[Alex756]

Congrats on finishing the Nano...it was rough. And if it isn't under your name, how do we know it's yours?

Once I come to grips with the fact I wrote the thing, I swear I never thought I would write anything that plotless. Seriously, I'm like OMG this is umm, like a film crew away from being a bad porno.

Give me a few days and I'll post a link. Once I stop blushing.

NaNo on the other hand, oddly for me was super easy. I wrote the end on the 22nd I think and broke 50 on the 19th. But I had my main character way set in my mind since he was in 2 of my Lit shorts.

This winter one, never again after the holidays will I ever own up to having written this thing *blush*

On the good side, It was super easy to come up with keywords since I hit up about ohhhh 17 bajillion major kinks.

But hey, what's a contest entry without having to debate between group sex and incest, and then deciding if you need warnings about the REST of the kink in it

~Alex

 

[Aurora Black]

Once I come to grips with the fact I wrote the thing, I swear I never thought I would write anything that plotless. Seriously, I'm like OMG this is umm, like a film crew away from being a bad porno.

Give me a few days and I'll post a link. Once I stop blushing.

This winter one, never again after the holidays will I ever own up to having written this thing *blush*


But hey, what's a contest entry without having to debate between group sex and incest, and then deciding if you need warnings about the REST of the kink in it

~Alex

Oh, come on. I'm sure it's hot as hell.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Once I come to grips with the fact I wrote the thing, I swear I never thought I would write anything that plotless. Seriously, I'm like OMG this is umm, like a film crew away from being a bad porno.

Give me a few days and I'll post a link. Once I stop blushing.

NaNo on the other hand, oddly for me was super easy. I wrote the end on the 22nd I think and broke 50 on the 19th. But I had my main character way set in my mind since he was in 2 of my Lit shorts.

This winter one, never again after the holidays will I ever own up to having written this thing *blush*

On the good side, It was super easy to come up with keywords since I hit up about ohhhh 17 bajillion major kinks.

But hey, what's a contest entry without having to debate between group sex and incest, and then deciding if you need warnings about the REST of the kink in it

~Alex

Why not group incest? And add in some lesbian and gay and anal action.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm sorta bummed...I was hoping this story would do better than last years, but I'll get over it....maybe.....okay...I will.....I think.......yea, over it.

 

[Alex756]

Why not group incest? And add in some lesbian and gay and anal action.

And what makes you think I didn't?

*blush*

well not gay.

course it was christmas and christmas means toys.

One holiday its raping virgins the next evidently is being directed by semore butts

~Alex

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

And what makes you think I didn't?

*blush*

well not gay.

course it was christmas and christmas means toys.

One holiday its raping virgins the next evidently is being directed by semore butts

~Alex

Alex, I'm looking forward to experiencing your entry. We need to have a sub-contest to see whose story has the least plot.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[sophia jane]

Alex, I'm looking forward to experiencing your entry. We need to have a sub-contest to see whose story has the least plot.

Rumple Foreskin

Are they supposed to have plot? I missed the memo.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Are they supposed to have plot? I missed the memo.

As you know, if a plot is required, I should be a strong finalist for the coveted Last Place award.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[sophia jane]

As you know, if a plot is required, I should be a strong finalist for the coveted Last Place award.

Rumple Foreskin

I think we'd tie.

 

[sack]

Believe it or not.....

The Worst Chrsitmas Story Ever actually had a plot. Maybe that's why it's been voted into the gutter...

Sad Sack

 

[Alex756]

Alex, I'm looking forward to experiencing your entry. We need to have a sub-contest to see whose story has the least plot.

Rumple Foreskin

If the male lead, I can't even say main character since character is ... oh my god I can't belive I wrote this thing, well if he didn't have car trouble, I wouldn't even have a semblance of plot. But dude, it is seriously at porno level of plot.

Actually I think I've seen pornos with more plot, I barely even NAMED the male lead. I think he is refered to by name ONCE. I really hope I at least named him, I think his name name is Brad.

Oh had idea:

Oh man I just hit 'autosummerize 100 words or less' and I don't think it lost any plot just choreography

~Alex

 

[hugo_sam]

If the male lead, I can't even say main character since character is ... oh my god I can't belive I wrote this thing, well if he didn't have car trouble, I wouldn't even have a semblance of plot. But dude, it is seriously at porno level of plot.

Actually I think I've seen pornos with more plot, I barely even NAMED the male lead. I think he is refered to by name ONCE. I really hope I at least named him, I think his name name is Brad.

Oh had idea:

Oh man I just hit 'autosummerize 100 words or less' and I don't think it lost any plot just choreography

~Alex

Well....We are waiting for the link. probably the contest winner. But have to find it first.
*GBH*

 

[sophia jane]

Actually I think I've seen pornos with more plot, I barely even NAMED the male lead. I think he is refered to by name ONCE. I really hope I at least named him, I think his name name is Brad.

Alex, in most of my stories, at least one of my characters is unnamed- usually the main female character. I actually do it on purpose.
But seriously, what's wrong with porno level plot for a porn story?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumple Foreskin
Alex, I'm looking forward to experiencing your entry. We need to have a sub-contest to see whose story has the least plot.

Rumple Foreskin

If the male lead, I can't even say main character since character is ... oh my god I can't belive I wrote this thing, well if he didn't have car trouble, I wouldn't even have a semblance of plot. But dude, it is seriously at porno level of plot.

Actually I think I've seen pornos with more plot, I barely even NAMED the male lead. I think he is refered to by name ONCE. I really hope I at least named him, I think his name name is Brad.

Oh had idea:

Oh man I just hit 'autosummerize 100 words or less' and I don't think it lost any plot just choreography

~Alex

I think I would win such a contest, assuming I ever get my story finished and submitted. The plot could be summarized as "When Santa is gone, Mrs. Claus throws a sex orgy." She is the only character who has a name; the elves are referred to as "The cute elf" "the first elf" or things like "the elf who..." About 98% of it will be descriptions of various sexual acts.

Now I gotta go back and get busy writing.

 

[Rhys]

My story was accepted, and although not currently listed on the Holiday Contest page for some reason...(oh well) Here it is anyway...

Happy reading!

http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=230450

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

My story was accepted, and although not currently listed on the Holiday Contest page for some reason...(oh well) Here it is anyway...

Happy reading!

http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=230450

Rhys, your story is now on the contest list, near the top, but not on the NEW list. That'll probably happen soon.

Just glanced at the story. Don't know if it's any good, of course, but IMHO you came up with one great opening line, "He blinked."

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Rhys]

Thanks

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Thanks

More than welcome. What's strange is it being up for something like 15 minutes and there's still no PC by Sack. Maybe there's a power outage at his place.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Rhys]

I've never opened any story of mine to public comments so this is an experiment of sorts.

I'm probably playing with fire.

 

[English Lady]

Morning gorgeous winter authors!

Well, I've done it. Yup "Proving Santa Exists" is now sitting in the queue, waiting for approval. *exitedly wriggles in her chair*

I've done more editing on thisbugger than any other of my stories, and I have to thank my wonderful proof readers DP and Rumply as they've both helped me in imeasurable ways!


So now I can re the contest entries..woo hoo!

 

[hugo_sam]

Morning gorgeous winter authors!

Well, I've done it. Yup "Proving Santa Exists" is now sitting in the queue, waiting for approval. *exitedly wriggles in her chair*

I've done more editing on thisbugger than any other of my stories, and I have to thank my wonderful proof readers DP and Rumply as they've both helped me in imeasurable ways!


So now I can re the contest entries..woo hoo!

Morning EL
ALways good to see you.
Congrats on finishing your story.
Enjoy your reading. there are a TON of great stories. If you need a break for the great ones and want to wander my ramblings, feel free.
I'll read yours as soon as it posts.

*Grizzly Bear Hugs*

Hugo

 

[Unsung Muse]

...Well, I've done it. Yup "Proving Santa Exists" is now sitting in the queue, waiting for approval. *exitedly wriggles in her chair*

Can't wait to read it EL... will be watching for it!

 

[dreampilot79]

If the male lead, I can't even say main character since character is ... oh my god I can't belive I wrote this thing, well if he didn't have car trouble, I wouldn't even have a semblance of plot. But dude, it is seriously at porno level of plot.

Actually I think I've seen pornos with more plot, I barely even NAMED the male lead. I think he is refered to by name ONCE. I really hope I at least named him, I think his name name is Brad.

Oh had idea:

Oh man I just hit 'autosummerize 100 words or less' and I don't think it lost any plot just choreography

~Alex

Ohhhhh damn.. no wonder i'm doin so freakin bad!!!!!! Ya mean ya have to NAME your characters? OOpssssss I forgot to do that......

 

[davidwatts]

I've never opened any story of mine to public comments so this is an experiment of sorts.

I'm probably playing with fire.

Not so far.