Winter Holiday Support Thread

[sack]

thanks Elizabetht....

and I'm bummed that your really excellent Holiday Contest entry wasn't rated even higher!

Sack

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

and I'm bummed that your really excellent Holiday Contest entry wasn't rated even higher!

Sack

*shrugs gently*
maybe the one that is in the que now will do better

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

IT IS ACCOMPLISHED!

Xmas Xcess, my 18,330 word insult to good taste and the English language, has just been submitted. Any readable elements are due to the efforts of DP, Vella, and Hugo. All the other stuff is my fault.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

IT IS ACCOMPLISHED!

Xmas Xcess, my 18,330 word insult to good taste and the English language, has just been submitted. Any readable elements are due to the efforts of DP, Vella, and Hugo. All the other stuff is my fault.

Rumple Foreskin

Hooray!!!!
I hope I'm the first to troll it.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Hooray!!!!
I hope I'm the first to troll it.

Oh, be still, my beating heart.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, be still, my beating heart.

Rumple Foreskin

I have jumper cables.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I have jumper cables.

I don't need no jumper cables to get a charge outta you, little lady.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't need no jumper cables to get a charge outta you, little lady.

Rumple Foreskin

You charmer.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You charmer.

That's me, all right. Folks around here say I got charm I ain't never used.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's me, all right. Folks around here say I got charm I ain't never used.

Rumple Foreskin

Always after your lucky charms...they're magically delicious.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Always after your lucky charms...they're magically delicious.

And don't forget to use a lot of Charmin to clean up afterwards. That's the way the high-tone folks do it around here.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And don't forget to use a lot of Charmin to clean up afterwards. That's the way the high-tone folks do it around here.

Rumple Foreskin

Funny, I thought Texans were shit kickers?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Funny, I thought Texans were shit kickers?

Well, yeah. That too. And don't forget goat ropers.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, yeah. That too. And don't forget goat ropers.

Rumple Foreskin

I thought it was goat fu.....nevermind.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I thought it was goat fu.....nevermind.

Oh, little lady, you gots a lot to learn. That's what sheep are for.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, little lady, you gots a lot to learn. That's what sheep are for.

Rumple Foreskin

I'm a city gal. I don't know much about animals larger than a dog...let alone how to date them.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm a city gal. I don't know much about animals larger than a dog...let alone how to date them.

Now that's a refreshing change. Most modern gals roll us husbands into that very category.

I'm gone, Abs. It's been fun.

Rumple

 

[dreampilot79]

Just a thank you to all who read and voted.

No Abs.. a thank you to you what wrote it... for giving us the pleasure of reading and 5 bombing it!

 

[dreampilot79]

who voted/commented on my weird little tale...."Reborn".


Sack

I did sack... and loved ever word of it.. besides... for all the comments I've heard about me writing sad endings..... grins... now I'm not the worst offender.

 

[dreampilot79]

That's me, all right. Folks around here say I got charm I ain't never used.

Rumple Foreskin

And they also say you have wit.. of which you only use half!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

OK, I'm approved.

Though I am surprised that people assume humor / satire has to be funny. Satire to me was always in the vein of Jonathan Swift, a little fun with an idea but not a laugh riot.

Ah well, live and learn.

 

[sophia jane]

Mine's up too. Time for the nerves to start.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Mine's up too. Time for the nerves to start.

Time to troll.

 

[sophia jane]

Time to troll.

Bitch.