wines to compliment cum...

[dolf]

what would go best with a bj starter?

 

[CHNOPS]

The letter 'e' in the middle of that word, unless the wines are saying nice things to the cum.

 

[lovetoread]

I always say nice things to my wine. It seems the polite thing to do.

 

[oggbashan]

I have the ideal pair:

A wine called 'Onion Skin' and another called 'Mule's Kick'. (My translation from the French on the label.) They cost about one dollar for a standard size wine bottle.

Both make the mouth pucker and the head shake in disbelief that anyone actually bottled this.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You left out the 'h.'

Here's a complimentary whine...

:sniff: :sniff: Give me a sock on the jaw...

Hit every woman like a sock on the jaw...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dogs begin to bark and hounds begin to howl
Watch out strange cat people
Little red roosters on the prowl . . . .

 

[knot_sweet]

I'd go with a good chablis.

The slightly stoney/mineral flavour should pair nicely with cum.

 

[Saint Peter]

whines to compliment cum...

"Pete, I don't like it when you stick it in my butt."



:spoo:

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Hey! What happened to good ole fashioned Parkay and butter pre-cum compliments?

 

[dolf]

I'd go with a good chablis.

The slightly stoney/mineral flavour should pair nicely with cum.

thank you! i really do know nothing about wines.

 

[rosco rathbone]

A creosote nose with hints of DNA, shellfish and dirty laundry...bold fruity overtones, satiny body and an ecstatic finish.

 

[neci]

what would go best with a bj starter?

honestly, cum tastes different depending on the source, so you would want to pair your wine with your sac. personally, i like a nice malbec. malbec is traditionally paired with veal and pork, so cock would fit in nicely there. if your cock tastes like salty ham, you would want to go with a light riesling. champagne also pairs very well with anything salty. if your man has sweet cum, you could try the pinot grigio route, also a nice pairing with pork and pineapple.

 

[bronzeage]

what would go best with a bj starter?

Dorm wine.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

That so many men have attempted to answer this question confuses me.....

 

[neci]

The letter 'e' in the middle of that word, unless the wines are saying nice things to the cum.

prosecco

I have the ideal pair:

A wine called 'Onion Skin' and another called 'Mule's Kick'. (My translation from the French on the label.) They cost about one dollar for a standard size wine bottle.

Both make the mouth pucker and the head shake in disbelief that anyone actually bottled this.

mead

You left out the 'h.'

Here's a complimentary whine...

:sniff: :sniff: Give me a sock on the jaw...

Hit every woman like a sock on the jaw...

gin and tonic

Dogs begin to bark and hounds begin to howl
Watch out strange cat people
Little red roosters on the prowl . . . .

port

"Pete, I don't like it when you stick it in my butt."



:spoo:

coors beer

Hey! What happened to good ole fashioned Parkay and butter pre-cum compliments?

chenin blanc

A creosote nose with hints of DNA, shellfish and dirty laundry...bold fruity overtones, satiny body and an ecstatic finish.

whiskey

 

[Byron In Exile]

mead

Expert.

 

[neci]

Dorm wine.

bourbon

That so many men have attempted to answer this question confuses me.....

cider

 

[Exquisition]

what would go best with a bj starter?

Oh that's good. Leads to all sorts of possibilities and questions though.

Do you go white to compliment the colour?

Or do you go with the colour of the meat it came from.

That's a hard one.

 

[neci]

Expert.

absinthe

 

[neci]

Oh that's good. Leads to all sorts of possibilities and questions though.

Do you go white to compliment the colour?

Or do you go with the colour of the meat it came from.

That's a hard one.

only an idiot pairs wine based on color.

it's all about how the flavor hits the tongue.

 

[Byron In Exile]

absinthe

And... scene.

You rule.

 

[dolf]

That so many men have attempted to answer this question confuses me.....

*titter*

Neci, I have mead.
I think you my be exactly right.

 

[neci]

*titter*

Neci, I have mead.
I think you my be exactly right.

go with what makes your tongue and tonsils happy.

 

[Byron In Exile]

*titter*

Neci, I have mead.
I think you my be exactly right.

You have mead?

 

[Exquisition]

only an idiot pairs wine based on color.

it's all about how the flavor hits the tongue.

Ah. See.