Win at Poker with pussy-scented chips

[Luv2PleasureF]

OK, here's the story...

I'm an avid poker player, and like most of those devoted the game, superstitions abound. One of my personal demons has always been the old adage, "Lucky at love, unlucky at cards."

Whether this has been a self-fulfilling prophecy or not I can't say, but in the 3 months since I've met my SO, I haven't won a game. This has been in stark contrast with a history of almost two years of playing, and very consistently winning.

So tonight, for my weekly No-Limit Texas Hold-Em tournament, as I gave her a kiss goodbye, I asked her to pick from among my collection of casino chips to be a good-luck charm. She picked one of my favorites, then promptly unbuttoned her Levis, and liberally smeared her delectable juices all over it! She then handed it back, saying, "Now here's your good luck charm!" I wondered aloud whether or not I wanted to even put it in my pocket, hoping to savor the aroma.

I'm proud, and frankly amazed to say that I won the tournament, netting a hundred bucks! The win felt great, but I have the distinct impression that the best part of the evening is yet to cum! I'm gonna make quite sure she's happy to "bless" my chips again and again!!

So just remember guys, if your bad luck at cards comes from being lucky in love, combine the two for powerful and immediate results!

Thanks to my sexy saldne, you certainly "juiced up" my game!

 

[Bob Briton]

Congratulations Sir on winning and bringing a smile onto my face and lump in the groin..I guess you and saldne celebrated long and hard!

Like you, I do so love the taste of a woman! And I do fancy the Swedish croupier down my local casino.....I wonder how she would react to me asking her to do similar??

 

[Guest]

Congratulations Sir on winning and bringing a smile onto my face and lump in the groin..I guess you and saldne celebrated long and hard!

Like you, I do so love the taste of a woman! And I do fancy the Swedish croupier down my local casino.....I wonder how she would react to me asking her to do similar??

I guess you and saldne celebrated long and hard!

We sure did-

I was so happy when he got home to say that he won! Woo-hoo!

I had a little difficulty walking that night

 

[Luv2PleasureF]

I had a little difficulty walking that night

Um, technically I think it was the next morning, considering we didn't get to sleep until around 6:30 AM!

 

[blkmack]

if i was playing poker with pussy scented chips id eat the chips

 

[Guest]

if i was playing poker with pussy scented chips id eat the chips

Mmmm, another pussy lover.

 

[blkmack]

Mmmm, another pussy lover.

why yes! YES i am

 

[Guest]

bump for fun

 

[EJFan]

first things first... maybe i missed your grand return, saldne, but i'm so happy to see you here for the first time in a very long while!

secondly, i'm an avid hold 'em player as well... and as much as i have enjoyed both of you on lit, i think you just added another check mark to that column. i love the strategy and hope you have continued success with it.

the entrepreneur in me wants to say that i see a future for this particular item... coming soon to a spencer's near you.

do you play online... maybe we can share a table one day.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Oh man, I'm so glad you bumped this thread! I can't wait until my next poker night! I'm definitely going to discuss this idea with my wife!

 

[Guest]

first things first... maybe i missed your grand return, saldne, but i'm so happy to see you here for the first time in a very long while!

secondly, i'm an avid hold 'em player as well... and as much as i have enjoyed both of you on lit, i think you just added another check mark to that column. i love the strategy and hope you have continued success with it.

the entrepreneur in me wants to say that i see a future for this particular item... coming soon to a spencer's near you.

do you play online... maybe we can share a table one day.

Ah! It's so nice to hear that someone's happy to see me. Thank you!

Luv2 and I played poker two times together. The first time I won, then he won the next. He tried to teach me, but I'm not very good at it.

To answer your question: I know he plays online. I believe it's partypoker.com - something like that.

It's funny. I was just browsing around and remembered I bumped this thread only a few days ago. But there's bad news. I sadly had to end the relationship today because I found cocaine in his dresser drawer. This was something he lied to me about and knew I'm completely against. There weren't any signs. I couldn't believe it!

I'm so sad. All I can do is cry right now.

Oh man, I'm so glad you bumped this thread! I can't wait until my next poker night! I'm definitely going to discuss this idea with my wife!

It'll be a memory to never forget - whether you win or lose.

 

[EJFan]

Ah! It's so nice to hear that someone's happy to see me. Thank you!

Luv2 and I played poker two times together. The first time I won, then he won the next. He tried to teach me, but I'm not very good at it.

To answer your question: I know he plays online. I believe it's partypoker.com - something like that.

It's funny. I was just browsing around and remembered I bumped this thread only a few days ago. But there's bad news. I sadly had to end the relationship today because I found cocaine in his dresser drawer. This was something he lied to me about and knew I'm completely against. There weren't any signs. I couldn't believe it!

I'm so sad. All I can do is cry right now.

i'm so sorry... only wish i knew what more to say. i'm w/you though... i wouldn't even play cards w/him in cyberspace, let alone live with him.

my best to you, along with my deepest respect!