Wimbledon

[islandman]

I agree. In his youth, he was as obnoxious as McEnroe. Unlike McEnroe, he eventually grew up.


McEnroe, on the other hand, remains a jerk. Just two years ago, I was disgusted to see him throw a hissy fit in a televised team competition. I have nothing but contempt for anybody who behaves that way. It's absolutely inexcusable.

This begs the question: what on earth are you still doing on Lit. after eight years?

 

[Peregrinator]

Serena is so dominant she's almost boring to watch.

Except...she just got knocked out by some unknown German woman. In a match that went back and forth so many times that even the commentators were still not sure what the hell was going to happen until the last point.

 

[pointless]

i was watching that match before i left this morning. i thought lisicki was done for. i'm shocked she won, but oddly happy mainly because i would hump her and i find her face amusing.

well, okay, i really just like underdogs, but, yeah, seriously: i would hump her.

and she makes weird faces. i noticed that in a couple earlier matches. i have no idea why that amuses me, but fuck, man. what can you do?

so there you go.

 

[Tryharder62]

Don't forget Mcenroe and Bjorn Borg.

The sports classic channel had their matches on last week, I remember watching as a kid because my mom liked dudes with long hair.

It's funny because the first thing I thought of was that I hadn't watched since those two were playing.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Anyone watching Murray?

I'm fascinated by that Tabasco fella's hair.

 

[Adre]

Anyone watching Murray?

I'm fascinated by that Tabasco fella's hair.

So is my wife.

 

[Sean]

Anyone watching Murray?

I'm fascinated by that Tabasco fella's hair.

Actually, yeah. Mark Steel tweeted that he was two sets down so I tuned in to watch the miserable jock cunt lose.

 

[Fata Morgana]

So is my wife.

It's like the flank of a black panther.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Actually, yeah. Mark Steel tweeted that he was two sets down so I tuned in to watch the miserable jock cunt lose.

Ha! I can't abide him. Whilst it would be nice for Britain to win, I can't help begrudging it for him.

 

[Adre]

It's like the flank of a black panther.

It also seems he does not perspire.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It also seems he does not perspire.

Cool, sleek motherfucker that he is.

 

[Adre]

Cool, sleek motherfucker that he is.

Get a hold of yourself. Oh wait, maybe you just did.

 

[Peregrinator]

Anyone watching Murray?

I'm fascinated by that Tabasco fella's hair.

LMAO. I've been calling him that, too, until Lady P made me stop.

Helluva match, that. Your adopted countryman looks pretty damn solid.

 

[pointless]

adopted? he's fucking scottish.

also, i still wanna hump lisicki.

and that polish chick.

and multiple other people.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Exactly. And believe me there's no love lost between the Scots and the English.

 

[pointless]

that's great, but... yeah, you guys still have that whole united kingdom thingy going on.

but whatever. i just hope the fucker loses. anyone else can win. just not him. i have no justification.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Chris Evert has a waddle.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Waddle or wattle?

 

[Peregrinator]

The French chick, after all that. Hairy armpits and all, no doubt. Seems charming in the interviews though.

Tomorrow...Serbia v Scotland. Does anyone care?

 

[pointless]

well, yeah. i'm sure a bunch of people care.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Tomorrow...Serbia v Scotland. Does anyone care?

They're both unpleasant, one's a racist momma's boy the others a self satisfied prig however they can both pull off amazing tennis so I'll hold my nose and watch.

 

[Peregrinator]

They're both unpleasant, one's a racist momma's boy the others a self satisfied prig however they can both pull off amazing tennis so I'll hold my nose and watch.

Which one is which?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Which one is which?

Interchangeable.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This is a cracking match.

 

[Adre]

This is a cracking match.

I hope it's over by cocktail time.