Will someone invite me...

[Tryharder62]

to the Literotica Holiday Ball? I see they are nominating the favorites. My whole body broke out in hives. I didn't go to prom and it has affected me psychologically. So if this is all gearing up to a dance that I am going to have to sit home and wish I was going to then that just sucks!!!! I'll even plan the menu. I know TonyClifton likes fruit smoothies. LifeNdeath and Once-ler have talked about pizza. I can make those cream cheese party mints. Seriously, talk to me.

 

[pete]

i didn't go to my prom either, i practiced basketball dunks instead.

i'll come over with some beer and we can bake cookies and by 'we', i mean 'you'.

 

[Tryharder62]

Oh my gosh it's Deja Vu! I'm getting dizzy and I think I'm gonna barf!!!

 

[pete]

double posts rock


so, yeah.... how about them cookies, love?

 

[Tryharder62]

double posts rock


so, yeah.... how about them cookies, love?

What kind of cookies?

 

[pete]

What kind of cookies?

chocolate chip, of course

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i'll invite you to my house party

 

[sweepthefloor]

There is a ball in my head.

 

[run_silent]

I have two balls you could cum to.

 

[blobfish]

I have two balls you could cum to.

You're dead to me.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I have two balls you could cum to.

be nice to her silent

 

[warrior queen]

I have two balls you could cum to.

Oh, YAY!
We're going bowling!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Oh, YAY!
We're going bowling!

LMFAO..

 

[run_silent]

You're dead to me.

I have always been dead to you. You see dead people.

 

[TonyClifton]

There is a ball in my head.

 

[Tryharder62]

Great I can't even get a date to the ball on a porn site. I guess I will be at home, baking cookies for a couple guys, with a cross dresser watching me lick balls. Story of my life. I would go to LifeNdeath's party but I don't know how to score any dope. (Do I look cool. Did I say that right?)

 

[pete]

Great I can't even get a date to the ball on a porn site. I guess I will be at home, baking cookies for a couple guys, with a cross dresser watching me lick balls. Story of my life. I would go to LifeNdeath's party but I don't know how to score any dope. (Do I look cool. Did I say that right?)

your little faux-ghetto homey will hook you up with some green for free, i'd guess

 

[unspokensecrets]

I want to come to the party. I'll being some bodacious brownies and a cream cheese ball. What is the dress code for this pahrty?

 

[CandiCame]

There's a goddamn party?

Bitch, the PARTY DON'T START TILL I WALK IN!

 

[Squibbs]

to the Literotica Holiday Ball? I see they are nominating the favorites. My whole body broke out in hives. I didn't go to prom and it has affected me psychologically. So if this is all gearing up to a dance that I am going to have to sit home and wish I was going to then that just sucks!!!! I'll even plan the menu. I know TonyClifton likes fruit smoothies. LifeNdeath and Once-ler have talked about pizza. I can make those cream cheese party mints. Seriously, talk to me.

You can't come.

Your friends are retards.

That makes you one.

 

[warrior queen]

Oh, YAY!
We're going bowling!

I want to come to the party. I'll being some bodacious brownies and a cream cheese ball. What is the dress code for this pahrty?

I suggest sensible shoes.

 

[Tryharder62]

You can't come.

Your friends are retards.

That makes you one.

I don't dislike anyone on lit. I consider you all my friends. So...