Will somebody remind me to ....

[Rubyfruit]

take my trash to the curb first beforeevenstartingcoffee thing in the morning?

Thanks.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Do it now. Much easier. Really. Trust me. Have I ever been wrong about trash?

 

[just pet]

Too many mornings, I have forgotten to take out the trash
I'll leave you a note

 

[Nora]

take my trash to the curb first beforeevenstartingcoffee thing in the morning?

Thanks.

Darling? Don't forget to take the trash to the curb first thing in the morning, even before starting the coffee.

 

[freakygirl]

Oh thank you for reminding me.

Tomorrow is trash Tuesday.. and Mr Freaky is working days this week. Better tell him to put it out tonight.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Do it now.

Now? That would mean going into the garage. At night. The garage where the mice live. The mice that freak me out. *shivers*

 

[honeylick]

Now? That would mean going into the garage. At night. The garage where the mice live. The mice that freak me out. *shivers*

be brave hon... and wear some really tall, hard shoes.

 

[just pet]

be brave hon... and wear some really tall, hard shoes.

Turn those CFM boots to DFWMM* boots





*Don't Fuck With Me, Mice

 

[LukkyKnight]

Now? That would mean going into the garage. At night. The garage where the mice live. The mice that freak me out. *shivers*

Remember, they are actually freaked out by your being able to tie shoes. Flip on the light, give them a minute to run like terrified mice, and you'll be fine.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Okay guys, I'm going in. Thanks for the words of encouragement.

I built myself up with the promise of a reward of a glass of wine and a cigarette when I'm done.

See how my mind works?

It's frightening, really.

 

[watergirl]

Wear big silly moon boots/ snow boots with the pantlegs tucked into them, and stomp. Take a broom.

I hate mice too, they make me skittish.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Okay girls, I'm going in.

I have the feeling I've either just made an important connection with my sensitive side or been sent to Sweden for a change.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Lukky, I'm faster than fast, but you're faster than that.

Okay, call Terminex if I'm not back in 5.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Fast is good when taking out the trash, even if there aren't 400 mice holding a job-action in your garage.

 

[breakwall]

I LIKE mice.

Their feet are a little cold going down, but otherwise, damn tasty.

 

[just pet]

I LIKE mice.

Their feet are a little cold going down, but otherwise, damn tasty.

I had chicken feet once

That is one part of a chicken that should NOT be eaten

 

[SlowHand89]

lol. I read that as 'Will sodomy remind me to...' take trash out before having coffee. Couldn't figure out why you would make that connection or why people were responding so seriously.

 

[Rubyfruit]

lol. I read that as 'Will sodomy remind me to...' take trash out before having coffee. Couldn't figure out why you would make that connection or why people were responding so seriously.

OMG, you have a dirtier mind than me.

Hi, I'm Ruby.

 

[Lasz]

Did you survive?

 

[SlowHand89]

OMG, you have a dirtier mind than me.

Hi, I'm Ruby.

Why so formal? It's not like this is our first time responding to each other. I was around a lot a while back. I guess I just don't make lasting impressions on people. Oh well.

 

[Guest]

take my trash to the curb first beforeevenstartingcoffee thing in the morning?

Thanks.

Dont forget to take out the trash

 

[Rubyfruit]

I was just teasing, SlowHand.

Laz, I did indeed survive. Can you answer me this - I'm pretty sure they can't, but I just want reassurances - I don't need to worry about mice being on vertical surfaces like walls, right? Or, god forbid, the ceiling? *shudders*

 

[SlowHand89]

Sometimes I don't know what to do with myself. I'll just blame it on the wine. To be teased by Ruby but not to catch on. shameful.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hey, look how good our avs fit tonight, Slow.

 

[SlowHand89]

I think yours is waiting her turn but don't worry, he'll get to her.


And please, SH. Use SH. Everyone calling me Slow will give me a complex.