Will Sillyman get laid in a horrific way this year?

[Sillyman]

This is just a fun little poll. I don't mean nothing by it.

Will I get it on with a serial killer? A transvestite by mistake? Will I catch a disease so hideous it will be named after me? Speculations, please.

 

[red_rose]

Where are the options?

Can I choose "all of the above"??

 

[Wiggles]

Yep, leaves out all the nasty decision making.

I'm thinking of something along the lines of a drive by fucking.

You never really think it'll happen to you, until you have a big wet pussy flying at ya'.

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

You could fuck ME!


Suzi

 

[Sillyman]

Where are the options?

I decided to not post any since I know Fate's happy way of using me for her sick personal amusement.

Hopefully I won't get my ass busted for leaving out "Other".

 

[Guest]

You into gay bestiality?

 

[amelia]

beware..the church members are still looking for you and the gnomes are closing in



i told you that you should have played short stop

 

[Ezarc]

I decided to not post any since I know Fate's happy way of using me for her sick personal amusement.

Hopefully I won't get my ass busted for leaving out "Other".

Hey Silly,
Just hide man maybe it might fade away.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[Silverluna]

Kel the swamaii

1) you will be fucked repeatedly by a gazelle
2) you will get a disease that turns you into a Simpsons character, in your case...the old mole man!
3) Gerbels will flock to your fridge


This can be avoided....of course...
You just need to surrender to the dark side of the hampster and wed a flaming gay hairdresser

 

[Sillyman]

Will I accidently end up fucking...

A serial killer?
A rabid wolverine?
A sausage grinder?
A third world dictator?
A Big Mac?
A killer octopus?

 

[Silverluna]

that's beyond my powers to fortell for now.... cya hon

 

[Kitte]

I have one word for you...

DELIVERANCE

 

[Ezarc]

Will I accidently end up fucking...

A serial killer?
A rabid wolverine?
A sausage grinder?
A third world dictator?
A Big Mac?
A killer octopus?

I vote for the sausage grinder.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[Silverluna]

gods....a tip if you venture into that country....WAVE to people...even if you dont know them...if you dont ...you're mad at them....!!!!!!!!

 

[Monazwx]

The sausage grinder would be pretty horrific, but

This year your luck'll be good, so you'll probably get laid by a tranvestite, serial killer that has a terrible disease and a Big Mac fetish.

Better hurry, only seven more months to go!

 

[Sillyman]

I have one word for you...

DELIVERANCE

Which is why I strenously avoid banjo music.

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmm!

BUMP