Will ppman die a horrible death this year?

Horrible death for poor ppman?

  • Drunk- falls into industrial sausage press

    Votes: 8 23.5%
  • Drunk- falls off curb and hits head on curb after night at pub. Brains splatter.

    Votes: 3 8.8%
  • Drunk- wanders in front of bus after night at pub. Messy.

    Votes: 9 26.5%
  • Gets lung cancer. Stays drunk until painful lingering death. Ugly.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Manages to live through 2002. Gets job as Christmas Santa. Gets fired for being drunk on job.

    Votes: 14 41.2%

  • Total voters
    34
I say he's going to get drunk and eat something inedible by humans by mistake, thus killing himself, but that wasn't on the poll.
 
Problem Child said:
This is just a fun poll. Not to be taken seriously...

Since when the fuck do you post indirectly stated disclaimers?

I've now decided, wholeheartedly, that you are a total wus.
 
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Starfish said:


Since when the fuck do you post indirectly stated disclaimers?

I've now decided, wholeheartedly, that you are a total wus.

*taps star on the shoulder*

Check out p_p_man's thread on George W., hon...
 
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Starfish said:


Since when the fuck do you post indirectly stated disclaimers?

I've now decided, wholeheartedly, that you are a total wus.


Shut up and quit talking that hippie crap.
 
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red_rose said:


*taps star on the shoulder*

Check out p_p_man's thread on George W., hon...

Yes, K. I know. PC is still a big fucking wuss.

My hippy crap comes out of my ass, not my mouth. :D
 
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Starfish said:


Since when the fuck do you post indirectly stated disclaimers?

I've now decided, wholeheartedly, that you are a total wus.
calm down , it is just a parody of peepee's thread. Far superior..........by the way.;) And hey......don't forget to exhale.
 
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red_rose said:


*taps star on the shoulder*

Check out p_p_man's thread on George W., hon...

_________

We did sweetheart.

I'm going to scratch his FUCKING EYES out and eat his liver for BREAKFAST!!!
 
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ProofreadManx said:


_________

We did sweetheart.

I'm going to scratch his FUCKING EYES out and eat his liver for BREAKFAST!!!


With some fava beans and a nice chianti, I hope.
 
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Problem Child said:



With some fava beans and a nice chianti, I hope.

_______

AW FUCK PC! You didn't have that in your LIST!
 
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iwmggw said:
calm down , it is just a parody of peepee's thread. Far superior..........by the way.;) And hey......don't forget to exhale.
:rolleyes:
You've really got to be kidding me. I am fully fucking clear on what this thread is about. Do yourself a favor and realize that I've know this dipshit for over a year and if I want to chastize him, I have the god given right. ;)

My point was that this is OBVIOUSLY a parody and the little disclaimer is only due to PC's being a BIG FUCKING SISSY!
 
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ProofreadManx said:


_________

We did sweetheart.

I'm going to scratch his FUCKING EYES out and eat his liver for BREAKFAST!!!

_____________

Hey, I got one eye! Anyone want to play catch?
 
If he doesn't drasticly improve his karma yeah probably.

I mean I even like they guy and I think he is going to far now.
 
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Starfish said:

:rolleyes:
You've really got to be kidding me. I am fully fucking clear on what this thread is about. Do yourself a favor and realize that I've know this dipshit for over a year and if I want to chastize him, I have the god given right. ;)

My point was that this is OBVIOUSLY a parody and the little disclaimer is only due to PC's being a BIG FUCKING SISSY!
I still say.......you need to smoke a better grade.......you are gettin way to bent...........and nobody said you didn't have a right...........tho I disagree on it being god given......and thanks for your input.........I'll give it all the attention it deserves...........oops, I've already given it too much. KMA:confused:
 
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iwmggw said:
I still say.......you need to smoke a better grade.......you are gettin way to bent...........and nobody said you didn't have a right...........tho I disagree on it being god given......and thanks for your input.........I'll give it all the attention it deserves...........oops, I've already given it too much. KMA:confused:

Look friend, I took offense to your telling me to calm down. You had no idea what I was saying to my friend, PC, and how he took it, but you took the liberty to tell me to chill, when I was never 'bent', as you put it.

I highly reccomend you get to know the personalities of people, before start slinging advice about what you think they should be saying/ doing.

Respect is not easy to come by at lit. I have the respect of most of the board. I am well loved, and a RESPECTED member. Everyone who has been here longer than two months, knows I was kidding.

I was even partly kidding with you, but you are just a punk ass looking for people to get righteous on, and I find that to be not only pretentious, but annoyingly typical.

Not that I am saying you should leave, or that you'll be gone soon, as you may have a lot to offer this place, but please consider that long after you've gone from lit, I'll still be here.

I consider many of this boards members to be 'family'. PC included. He knew I was kidding. Did you bother to think of that?
 
Okay, I am bent, I admit it.

I've spent five fucking days itching my fucking body off, and I am practicly in tears because the pain is unbearable.

I am sorry, but I have a fucking reason to be edgy.
 
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