juicyfruits
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Was trying to think of something different and this popped in my head, probably because i like juicy fruit gum when i was younger. was shocked when it was available with an s on the end
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I've always hated my real name which my Mother calls chic redneck. Anyway I used to go by just part of it Sue but a good friend of mine always added the honey and its stuck in that group of people.
It would be my porn star name. It's a dragon name and I'm on fire![]()
I used to teach english in Japan and JSensei is short for Jyoudan Sensei, which is Teacher Jordan in Japanese.
Asparagus is my favourite vegetable - and they say it's an aphrodisiac!![]()
Nothing special, Initials of my given names and birthday.
Sombra blanca means white shadow. I love Snow Leopards. They are white with black rosettes. Silent, all you see is their shadow as they drop down onto you. Plus it sounds pretty in Spanish.![]()
I hate my lit name, don't know why I chose it but like on all forums I can't think of anything decent when I'm registering so come up with something rubbish assuming I'll never post anyway![]()
Was trying to think of something different and this popped in my head, probably because i like juicy fruit gum when i was younger. was shocked when it was available with an s on the end
llsg1- Lingerie Loving Straight Guy
Because it's cheeky![]()
Because IJason Varitek. *sigh*

FSA= initials for three words that describe me well, Funny Smart Ass I have often been offered other f,s,a, words to replace mine, however.
I've always hated my real name which my Mother calls chic redneck. Anyway I used to go by just part of it Sue but a good friend of mine always added the honey and its stuck in that group of people.
Every time I see yours it makes me smile since everyone I've ever known whose name is Susan/Suzanne/Sue has become a great friend and they all end up with endearing versions of their name that only we share.
I just wish I'd come up with SueHoney for one of them. I like it.
Oh, and to answer the OP's question...Chaingun was the dumbest thing I could come up with at that moment. I figured every other person here (out of 1.4 million usernames) would have some cliche, innuendo for a name and the ones who showed up late would just add 69 or some other meaningless number to their desired name.
"Really? You like 69? Wow, good thing you put it in your username; now you don't have to PM every female sounding screen name to tell them of your desire."![]()
Well let's see, I've lived in the south my whole life so I think that would qualify me as a southern girl. And I'm notorious for being a smart ass or just sassing people.
Granted I have had a few people ask if its SouthernSass or if it's Southern's Ass. lol
I picked this name after I joined the Army in 98. My nephew who was 6 at the time asked me what work I did and after I told him he said " So you are a real life gijoe?"
I went on one of those name generator sites and went under "Fantasy". Astaylith was the first name that popped up that I liked and figured since I would be using Lit for fantasies might as well use this name.
I grew up sailing on the great lakes. I don't sail there much anymore, but I still think of myself as a "Lake Sailor" as opposed to an "ocean sailor" (I've done both now). The "MI" was to pay tribute to where I grew up, and the misspelling was mostly unintential...
I will point out. A person who bakes, is a baker. A person who reads is a reader. A person who bowls is a bowler. etc etc...so why is a person who sails a sailor? And what other word do we do that to? Hunh?
I was named after my father's mistress. Seemed appropriate to keep it for Lit.
Spankablebelle ~ I love spankings and I'm a Southern belle
When I decided to make the move from story reader to forum poster, I was working part time at home and had a husband that worked way more than full time so I had a lot of time on my hands and was bored out of my mind. Now I have more than a full work load and a soon to be ex husband so I am either gonna have to start over with a new name or live with this one.
Mine is not that creative. My first name is Monica. My middle name is Lynne Hence, Monicalynne
Ummmm.......I'm versed in the art of cunnilingus.......and, apparently, the first one was taken