WHY? WHY? WHY?...........

[Fleshmachine]

.......do people take things on this BB so personally.

The only reason I come to this board is because it is so tongue and cheek.

If people don't calm down they are going to get the most vicious snuggle from off the top rope that they've ever seen.

 

[DarkAngel]

Try

i dare you... I double dare you

 

[Fleshmachine]

* Fleshmachine sends the reforee to distract DarkAngel while he sneakily climbs the ropes. Catching DarkAngel unawares he leaps bellowing in a snuggling frenzy.

 

[DarkAngel]

ahhhhhhhh

helppp I am being attacked.... help... helpp... helppp..

Do you want a beer...?

 

[Fleshmachine]

* Noticing the offered beer Fleshmachine bowls DarkAngel over in a snuggling induced fury, accepting the gift of beer and apologizing for his snuggling outburst.

I'm gonna get counseling for my snuggling problem I promise.

 

[DarkAngel]

Good boy...

Yuck.....

Now if I was a women I may have liked that...

Here is a case.. go play in the middle of the road.. hehe
just kidding...

mmmmm... beeeerrrr

 

[Angel]

Snuggling Men?

Are you people taking pictures?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Gawd I love watching guys snuggle. Are ya'll naked? Can some groping be expected.

 

[Fleshmachine]

Thanks! Wheres that road? Because I know a really good drinking game you can play in the road.

 

[Fleshmachine]

Re: Snuggling Men?

Are you people taking pictures?

Sorry it was my fault. You missed it. I went into a snuggling tantrum.

 

[DarkAngel]

Well I now one too.... Okay./...

Lets play a drinking game I already got the beerr,,, hehe

 

[nitengale]

naked people...

all happy and getting along! Things are looking up around here

 

[Fleshmachine]

Well I now one too.... Okay./...

Lets play a drinking game I already got the beerr,,, hehe

Do you want to play matador, median, or speed bump?

 

[DarkAngel]

Uhm... speed bump works...

But the price is double.. since its only beer

 

[Fleshmachine]

OK you first.

 

[Angel]

I assume nobody took pictures?

*sigh*

 

[Fleshmachine]

No but I might get mad and snuggle someother poor unsuspecting victim.

 

[Mistress]

Damn, a man going into a snuggling frenzy? WOW! I'm impressed.

 

[Angel]

Have we discovered...

The masculine side of Mistress?

 

[Mistress]

Re: Have we discovered...

The masculine side of Mistress?

Laughs! Kinda scary

 

[Fleshmachine]

I'm sorry I just get worked up sometimes. I'm trying to get therapy but the drugs only seem to make me want to snuggle more.

 

[Mistress]

Smiles Interesting.....

 

[Fleshmachine]

Mistress I don't know if I can...resist your snugglingly teasing ways.

I gotta call my sponsor.

**Fleshmachine runs for a pay phone**

 

[Mistress]

Hmm..... Eyes you and slightly smiles.

 

[Fleshmachine]

** Fleshmachine begins frantically searching his pockets for change when he only comes up with a quarter he looks up at Mistress and freezes. A bead of sweat appears on his temple. **