Why vibrators are better than men...

[Xander]

It's a brand name, they make chainsaws and weed whackers.

Kinda adds to the visual, doesn't it?

OMG what will they think of next?? V12 power engines?

 

[Gingersnap]

I know you are kidding and all but I work around life support machines all day. The idea of using one to get off is not an interest for me. Besides I got this thing for shoulders and then there is the sound of your lover's voice...Men win it for me hands down umm err I mean up.

 

[Cheyenne]

What a bleak world this would be with no men in it! Their strength, the deepness of their voice, the tenderness of their touch, their scent. Vibrators serve their purpose, but could never be a true substitute for the real thing.

 

[Expertise]

BeautyBabe

Jeeeeeeeezzzzee save some bitterness for later in life would ya'

We all aren't scum sucking pigs.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

LOL But batteries cost alot if you use it all the time

Bonnie

 

[Expertise]

Not to mention the risk of desensitizing (sp) the ....region in question, with long term use.

 

[Jade]

Re: Shake yer B.O.B.

(like Jade, I am a mayo rebel LONG LIVE THE MUSTARD!)

YEAH Man!

You tell 'em girl!

 

[dancinvixen]

While vibrators are great for when your horny and your man is not, or if your single <g>, it still cannot take the place of having a man's hot, sweet, stuff inside you. <g>

 

[Whispersecret]

I've always been glad to be a girl. Now I know it's mostly because I get to love men.

Honestly, guys, I think you're better than a plastic machine anyday. Sure, they don't sweat or spit, etc. but they don't have the potential to make me feel loved, which is better than anything in the world.

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

you forgot one thing a vibrator wont make your stomach drop when it enters the room... or your knees weak from just one kiss...wont rub your back after a hard day....cant tell you that it loves you.....doesnt bring in a paycheck......UTHUM babies......wipe your tears after watching a sad movie........suprize you with flowers......
Now a vibrator is great for somethings but it would never in my book be better than a man !!

 

[Silverlily]

Oh my

Well now, vibrators do has their highs and lows...and middles and offs when one is finished. But as SimplySouthern put it nothing's better than a good man with a vibrator or two. Besides, vibrators don't nibble on ears or demand your undies in the middle of a restaurant. And NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW, but I imagine a vibrator doesn't have that wonderful musk scent a man does.

Nope, I don't think vibrators are better than men and I know they're not better than women. ...walks away muttering..."guy with two vibrators or a man and a woman with one each"

 

[Jeff726]

BeautyBabe thinks she's funny but she's not.

 

[Whispersecret]

I think that BeautyBabe's list (not something she wrote herself, I'm sure) is funny, but I think that some of the men felt the need to defend themselves. I think they should. If the thread was "Why my hand is better than a woman," you can bet there'd be a truckload of women posting about how insensitive that was.

 

[BeautyBabe]

BeautyBabe thinks she's funny but she's not.

It was meant as a joke - there's loads of lists like that floating about. Would it even up the score if I found "Why beer is better than women"?

 

[April]

Don't worry about it, BeautyBabe. Lots of people thought it was funny. And Jeff tends to cycle between taking everything personally and being a flirty, fun person. You can't please everybody.

 

[Skibum]

Would it even up the score if I found "Why beer is better than women"? [/B]

I would definatly take exception to that. As much as I like beer, I would give it up forever if I had to choose between beer and a woman!

 

[Jeff726]

Ok BeautyBabe, let me apologize for my rant about your list. As everyone knows, sometimes I am hypersensitive and all that, sometimes the little things get to me, even when meant as a joke. So in good spirits I will be making up a list myself entitled "Why Hustler is better than women". Remember I love nothing better than the real thing, so don't take it personal! *muah*


Luv Ya


Jeff

 

[Bushido71XS]

April,

Now is it me or does that sound like Bi-Polar Schizophrenia??

 

[April]

LOL No comment.

 

[BeautyBabe]

{{{Jeff}}}

Apology accepted - you just sounded like my brother for a second! He usually questions my sense of humour, too!