Why so quiet ?

Sub Joe said:
I tried to get in, but the bouncer looked like Tommy Cooper, so I decided against it.

I thought he looked more like Elvis, or even Frank Ifield Joe.
 
pop_54 said:
I thought he looked more like Elvis, or even Frank Ifield Joe.

I think it was Frank. He said "I remember you, cunt."
 
perdita said:
Why so quiet? The most interesting thread today is Joe's light bulb jokes.

xarrumftl, P.

We can always get noisy on the 4 poster if you like lover ;) :devil: :rose:
 
Haggling with the bank, contracting painters, buying a bed, working, reading Chaim Perelman, Francis Bacon and Descartes until my eyes bleed, rehearsing a stage comedy, writing a standup show, setting up a wireless home network, learning to make good burmesian food, binge drinking, playing badminton, downloading porn and chatting on IM with a few old-time-buddies.
 
pop_54 said:
We can always get noisy on the 4 poster if you like lover ;) :devil: :rose:
Aw, you sentimental perv. See you in the ravishing chamber in ten. P. :kiss: :heart:
 
Liar said:
Haggling with the bank, contracting painters, buying a bed, working, reading Chaim Perelman, Francis Bacon and Descartes until my eyes bleed, rehearsing a stage comedy, writing a standup show, setting up a wireless home network, learning to make good burmesian food, binge drinking, playing badminton, downloading porn and chatting on IM with a few old-time-buddies.

Slacker.
 
perdita said:
Aw, you sentimental perv. See you in the ravishing chamber in ten. P. :kiss: :heart:

I check my emails every morning in the ravishing chamber.
 
perdita said:
Aw, you sentimental perv. See you in the ravishing chamber in ten. P. :kiss: :heart:


I'll unlock it and dust the old 4 poster off we haven't used it for a while darling :D :rose:
 
Sub Joe said:
I check my emails every morning in the ravishing chamber.
Geeze, ya make me laugh even when I don't know what the fuck you mean. :kiss:
 
Sub Joe said:
I check my emails every morning in the ravishing chamber.


I wondered what the bloody noise was down there, what kind of emails do you get for freeks sake..
 
pop_54 said:
I wondered what the bloody noise was down there, what kind of emails do you get for freeks sake..

Hey Pops - long time no see!! Yeah those emals are so bloody noisy - i'm pulling the plug soon!
 
pop_54 said:
I wondered what the bloody noise was down there, what kind of emails do you get for freeks sake..

Big ones with attachments. That reminds me, I must change the air-freshener.
 
Goldie Munro said:
Hey Pops - long time no see!! Yeah those emals are so bloody noisy - i'm pulling the plug soon!


Lo darlin, some of mine are quite noise inducing as well, but it's not the plug I pull. :devil:
 
It's gone quiet for several reasons.

Everyone has suddenly realised that to all intents and purposes they are actually grown-ups.

This is a porn site and they shouldn't really be here.

They can't write and have given it up as a bad job.

They can write and have taken on a brilliant new job.

They've finally seen through shereads.

They've lived the American Dream and suddenly found themselves awake.

They're on their way to Snoopeeeee's for the partay.
 
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