Why Men Should Date Me

[carsonshepherd]

I don't play mind games.

I'm a good cook.

I'm low-maintenance... I don't care if you don't call for a few days. I'll be around.

I don't care if you fuck someone else. (safe sex is a given)

If you leave wet towels on the bed, well... so do I.

I will never make you watch chick flicks. How about a nice Bruce Lee movie?

As for blow jobs... well. I leave that to the imagination.

 

[tolyk]

Sounds like I'm pursueing the wrong gender... mind games suck.

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

I'm high maintenance but I always use a condom.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I would totally date you.


In fact, I'd offer to be your sugar momma except for the part where I can't really have sex with you. And I want sex. We'll just hire cabana boys. Lots of them.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

here it is:

I'll tie you up.

I probably won't call.

I will openly gawk at people of either sex in your company.

I may leave you standing naked on my front porch if you say "I love you" on the first date.

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

here it is:

I'll tie you up.

I probably won't call.

I will openly gawk at people of either sex in your company.

I may leave you standing naked on my front porch if you say "I love you" on the first date.

Can I date you instead?

 

[carsonshepherd]

here it is:

I'll tie you up.

I probably won't call.

I will openly gawk at people of either sex in your company.

I may leave you standing naked on my front porch if you say "I love you" on the first date.

oh, what the hell. let's get married no one else would have us...,

 

[OhMissScarlett]

oh, what the hell. let's get married no one else would have us...,

that will be super and Kyle can be our bad puppy.

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

that will be super and Kyle can be our bad puppy.

How bad do you want me to be?

 

[Guest]

Carson -

I love Bruce Lee films.

Move in with hubby and me.

We'll hire some sexy houseboy to pick up the wet towels and the four of us will spend lots of time in the hot tub together.

Yes?

 

[carsonshepherd]

awesome.

 

[The_Fool]

Carson -

I love Bruce Lee films.

Move in with hubby and me.

We'll hire some sexy houseboy to pick up the wet towels and the four of us will spend lots of time in the hot tub together.

Yes?

Good thing you aren't at the other school....

 

[Guest]

Good thing you aren't at the other school....

Hush!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Who wants to date a guy who can't knock out two fucking chapters on a 3-day weekend?



Waitress? Check please! Separate, if you don't mind.

 

[Guest]

Who wants to date a guy who can't knock out two fucking chapters on a 3-day weekend?

Waitress? Check please! Separate, if you don't mind.

You know you want him.

 

[joeys-game]

Carson -

I love Bruce Lee films.

Move in with hubby and me.

We'll hire some sexy houseboy to pick up the wet towels and the four of us will spend lots of time in the hot tub together.

Yes?

Im applying for the houseboy position..recently left my other 'master'. Rules were much too strict. I love Bruce Lee.

Carson..i would let you leave your wet towels wherever you wanted to.probably wherever we fell when i was servicing you.lol

 

[carsonshepherd]

Who wants to date a guy who can't knock out two fucking chapters on a 3-day weekend?



Waitress? Check please! Separate, if you don't mind.

Bwahahah. It was a 4-day weekend.... just that much worse. I know - I'm pathetic.

 

[carsonshepherd]

that will be super and Kyle can be our bad puppy.

he can be out puppy, but I know YOU like a little pussy too....

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Bwahahah. It was a 4-day weekend.... just that much worse. I know - I'm pathetic.

No no no! You were dealing with the incredible flood of creative energies, trying to focus that down into a laser-like beam of pure perception. Beer's great for that.

 

[carsonshepherd]

you'll date me then, right? because I think I'm in love....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

How bad do you want me to be?

don't worry, I'll let you know when you're being too bad.

he can be our puppy, but I know YOU like a little pussy too....

around here, I just can't resist.

 

[joeys-game]

No no no! You were dealing with the incredible flood of creative energies, trying to focus that down into a laser-like beam of pure perception. Beer's great for that.

Look, answer the man..are ya gonna date him..or not
times a ticken.........

 

[Bishonen]

I'm a good cook.

I'm game!

 

[Lovepotion69]

Hm, as for me...

I don't play mind games.
I'm a decent cook (but terrible at baking)
I'm not the jealous type (unless you give me reason to be)
I watch anything from "Love Actually" to Tarantino movies
I don't mind wet towels on the bed...I'm usually the one who has wet it...
I give excellent BJs
I'm great at foreplay
I'm a lady in public and a slut in bed
I will look at other men and I don't mind you looking at other women. We can check them out together

/LP
P.S. I'm half Thai and half Swede. Need I say more?

 

[minsue]

P.S. I'm half Thai and half Swede. Need I say more?

You forgot to add that you're gorgeous....