Because there are. A quick Amazon search would have saved you some embarrassment,
but after seeing the tone and tenor of your political posts, I don't think you can be embarrassed.
You're nothing more than a masculine version of Chipbutty (butters)....
Sorry to be blunt, but once again, having experience with you,
bluntness is your forte and what you seem to prefer.
Admittedly never tried it myself, but are you sure you couldn't just use Nair? Is there something different between women's hair and men's; is the keratin thicker?
In fact, I'm fairly certain I've heard of Nair being used successfully on male genital hair, and facial hair comes from the same genetic background.