Why is life like a vacuum cleaner?

[LordOfDarkness]

because it sucks.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

why did sufisaint throw the butter out of the window?

because he wanted to see the butterfly.
















please continue

 

[Suzi]

Why is pussy like a Timex watch?

cuz it takes a licking and keeps on ticking

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Re: Why is pussy like a Timex watch?

cuz it takes a licking and keeps on ticking

good one, honey.

 

[Siren]

 

[Lost Cause]

Life is like a Shit Sandwich, the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat!

 

[LordOfDarkness]

why did the cow eat butterlettuce?


To make buttermilk.


Sorry, it's late, its the best I could do.

I like. Its funny.

 

[MechaBlade]

why oh why did I open this thread?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

why oh why did I open this thread?

I give up. Why?

 

[Lost Cause]

The best way to your enemy's heart....

Is through their fucking ribcage!


Har,har,har,snork,snik

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Why is your Cause Laost?

Are you the "what-me-worry" type?

 

[Suzi]

Good evening...

so how is "Casanova" doing?

 

[Siren]

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Re: Good evening...

so how is "Casanova" doing?

good morn.

who? me?

 

[Suzi]

Re: Re: Good evening...

good morn.

who? me?

yeah you flirt you

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Re: Re: Re: Good evening...

yeah you flirt you

heh eheh....

I'm sober now.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Why doesn't a vampire spend much money on food?

Because he eats necks to nothing.