Why is Lance

[Guest]

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm not wearing any panties to keep dry, and I don't want you.

You must have such a hardon for her. Why the hell else would you bump her threads and talk about her when she's not even here?

No panties you say? Now you don't want me again? Damn, you're fickle...

I bump lots of threads without my cock straining wet against my jeans like a heat seeking missile looking for an exhaust port to explode within...why do you keep talking about my penis?

You horny irresponsible free spirit 27 year olds, you're all alike....ever read that article about 27 year old women in Esquire?

Hey Freaky....wasn't that position "filled" afdter the last ad campaign??

 

[Lancecastor]

Waving to Lance and kitty ~~~~~

Lioness

Hey you...have you seen that box of collars from the last time the GB grrls were in heat?

 

[freakygirl]

Hey Freaky....wasn't that position "filled" afdter the last ad campaign??

Nope. The right ones never answered

 

[Gusty Wind]

hee heee ,, some one lost key.. go figure

 

[Guest]

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

If I become lil'Brandy I will hunt ya'll down to the ends of time!

 

[Lancecastor]

PS: Bet you didn't read past the first two sentences of that advice column. And I went to all that trouble of changing the he's to she's!

You were right...so I went back and read it all...every time that's happened to me I was 100% wrong every time...however, they're all still friends, a few of them for more than 20 years and I can see them naked in my hot tub now and I don't even get a boner.

 

[Guest]

 

[Problem Child]

Deutsche Spelling Buddy says Sheiss!

Wrong again, Scheißekopf.

 

[phrodeau]

Lance bumped one of my old threads today. Should I be concerned?

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance bumped one of my old threads today. Should I be concerned?

You're safe; I don't do hobbits.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

Lance bumped one of my old threads today. Should I be concerned?

Jeez Dixon, does ANYTHING ever concern you?

 

[phrodeau]

Jeez Dixon, does ANYTHING ever concern you?

If you're going to be calling me Dixon, I'm calling you Lon Chaney.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

See! Dixon would say that...

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

that's why I know you are one of his nom de plumes...

 

[phrodeau]

that's why I know you are one of his nom de plumes...

I'm George Spelvin?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

pushing up old lavy schiess?

Because he and Ishmael got a divorce about a month ago. You may remember it. Very public, very messy. I think Ish got custody of the AVs and Lance only gets to see them every other weekend.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

You two provided my morning laugh! Danke! Sehr gut!