Why is it,

[AusTess]

That when i go from invisible on my messenger,to visible,people suddenly go offline?



I was there for an hour as invisible.
I didn't speak to you then.

Do you think i'm gonna pounce on you the minute i'm visible?

Ha.

Anyways,I been away.
I was sick,in case anyone cares.
Dying.
*Cough,hack,splutter*

Sympathy,please.

 

[patient1]

Awesome, I'll give you attention whenever you ask for it.

 

[AusTess]

That's only cos you want my body.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[bluntforcemama]

It's a fluke!

 

[AusTess]

sure, and you couldn't write once or thrice?

Bah...

Not even once,nope.
I've been bed ridden,seriously.
A flu of some ethnic origin.
I was dying i tell ya.

Can i make it up to you?
*Flutters lashes and offers porn*

 

[penguindance]

 

[patient1]

That's only cos you want my body.

That's a great reason, but not the only one.

I love it when you speak your native language, and tell tales of canned bourbon, pet pitbulls, & 6 yearolds that hate smoking.

You've got a great sense of humor

 

[Ice Cold]

Having some sympathy for the devil.

 

[AusTess]

That's a great reason, but not the only one.

I love it when you speak your native language, and tell tales of canned bourbon, pet pitbulls, & 6 yearolds that hate smoking.

You've got a great sense of humor

Ha.
That 6 year old is almost 7.

And that pitbull is actually a Staffy.

Only the drug dealers around here own pitbulls.

 

[QuickDuck]

Ahhh the dreaded Lurgi!

Yup I am fighting it as well and sorry to hear you had it Tess.

*tosses oranges your way*

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[AusTess]

Ahhh the dreaded Lurgi!

Yup I am fighting it as well and sorry to hear you had it Tess.

*tosses oranges your way*

/wave
QuickDuck

I'm SO sick of oranges.




I've started on lemons.
I actually really like lemons.

 

[patient1]

Language barrier again.

Here Bull Terriers, Staffordshire Terriers, & crosses are all legally considered "pitbulls"

 

[AusTess]

Language barrier again.

Here Bull Terriers, Staffordshire Terriers, & crosses are all legally considered "pitbulls"

They are?

What a croc.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[nasty]

That's only cos you want my body.

Who wouldn't? It good to see ya, again.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Porn? Did somebody mention porn?

*looks around*

 

[berkley2955]

I'm SO sick of oranges.




I've started on lemons.
I actually really like lemons.

Limes work really well too AusT, especially when quartered and squoze into an ice cold Corona, or any other premium beer of choice. For a really stubborn case, add bourbon whiskey. It might not cure your illness, but it makes feeling bad a lot more fun

Seriously, I'm sorry to hear you've been sick. I had missed you and wondered where you'd been. Welcome back

 

[patient1]

They are?

What a croc.

Crocs? aren't they the only non-poisonous reptiles in Oz?

 

[AusTess]

Well, if you insist.

I do.

I am.

Insisting.

Yahoo.

 

[AusTess]

squoze into an ice cold

Squoze?

Is SO not a word.
Is it?

If so,I'm gonna use it in scrabble next time.

 

[LukkyKnight]

That when i go from invisible on my messenger,to visible,people suddenly go offline?



I was there for an hour as invisible.
I didn't speak to you then.

Do you think i'm gonna pounce on you the minute i'm visible?

Ha.

Anyways,I been away.
I was sick,in case anyone cares.
Dying.
*Cough,hack,splutter*

Sympathy,please.

My diagnosis is they don't want to catch the ethnic flu, and fear you may still be a vector of the plague.

 

[AusTess]

I didn't think it was cyberly contaigeous.

 

[LukkyKnight]

They're practicing safe IM-ing. ~shrug~

 

[berkley2955]

Squoze?

Is SO not a word.
Is it?

If so,I'm gonna use it in scrabble next time.

It is too, a word; especially if you are trying to be the cute southerner I am. And you dam well knewwhat I meant!