Why is it....

[Shagly]

when hunting gets here I do not nail a deer but I seem to nail them out of season with my pickup truck?

 

[RoryN]

Hunting decreases population numbers, and often drives them further away from civilization. You're more likely to hit one with your truck when it isn't hunting season.

You really are one dumb sumbitch, ain't cha?

 

[LadyVer]

I've nailed 3 Texas deer without even going hunting. I guess they lived because they managed to disappear afterwards.

 

[Shagly]

Hunting decreases population numbers, and often drives them further away from civilization. You're more likely to hit one with your truck when it isn't hunting season.

You really are one dumb sumbitch, ain't cha?

Tell that to my insurance Co. when there is body work to be done.

 

[Bert Notorius]

when hunting gets here I do not nail a deer but I seem to nail them out of season with my pickup truck?

maybe you're a piss poor shot and an equally piss poor driver.




just a thought.

 

[Shagly]

maybe you're a piss poor shot and an equally piss poor driver.




just a thought.

I put my sniper rifle to good use with the scope but when I pull the trigger they seem to take off.

 

[dirtwrench]

Ron White explained this several years ago-

Slow the bullet down to 55 mph, give it little flashing headlights, a honking horn, and the deer will leap in front of it.

You're welcome.

 

[Shagly]

Ron White explained this several years ago-

Slow the bullet down to 55 mph, give it little flashing headlights, a honking horn, and the deer will leap in front of it.

You're welcome.

Gee, thanks.

Suicidal deer.

 

[warrior queen]

All we have to watch out for here are suicidal possums, wallabies, wombats and quolls. And the occasional Tassie devil.
I imagine hitting a deer would be much like hitting a cow, which I have only had the pleasure of doing once, and would prefer not to repeat, tyvm!