Why is it...

[APhil]

Why is it that whenever I'm single, I can't find a partner, but when I have a GF, all the single girls come out of the woodwork? Do I give off a "single guy" vibe or something?

 

[Chicklet]

i think there's some sort of factor that comes into work for that one...

 

[pointless]

satan wishes to tempt you in order to see if you are truly god in the form of man.

 

[Sillyman]

Yes. You aren't trying so hard so you don't look like an ass.

 

[Chicklet]

and if you are truly god, you get to have all the women you want.

 

[pointless]

exactly

 

[APhil]

satan wishes to tempt you in order to see if you are truly god in the form of man.

Look at my av!

Isn't that explanation enough?!?

 

[pointless]

hey man, i'm not satan. go talk to him if you want to complain. he's at bob's house. just give bob a call, he's a good guy. he'll let you talk to satan. just don't do it too much and don't tell him i said you could. me and bob aint getting along too well.

 

[APhil]

and if you are truly god, you get to have all the women you want.

Including you, Chicklet?