Why is it that...

[lilminx]

I just masturbated, hoping that it will help me sleep (I have trouble sleeping), yet I am still as horny as ever and I can't stop thinking about sex?

 

[p_p_man]

I find I've I've either gotta keep going...

until I reach exhaustion level or...

open a bottle of Bacardi...

 

[Azwed]

I just masturbated, hoping that it will help me sleep (I have trouble sleeping), yet I am still as horny as ever and I can't stop thinking about sex?

You need one of my deep and relaxing massages. I can make anyone fall asleep with those. I have such nice strong hands i can really get into the deep tissue. When you go that deep it feels like all the tension in your body melts away. You feel like your body is floating and you can easily drift off to sleep.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I have trouble sleeping sometimes too, minx, and masturbation usually helps.

Maybe you need multiple orgasms tonight?

 

[Wiggles]

I've done that too, Twice yesterday and once today. I'm still horny.
I think I'm going to have to rape my bf in his sleep.

Oh wait, He'd probably just come on here and tell everyone I violated him. LoL
Just joking. No rotten tomatoes people.

 

[koalabear]

Try Eucalyptus, on a very rapidly swirling tongue.........

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Why is it that...

You need one of my deep and relaxing massages. I can make anyone fall asleep with those. I have such nice strong hands i can really get into the deep tissue. When you go that deep it feels like all the tension in your body melts away. You feel like your body is floating and you can easily drift off to sleep.

Ooh, that sounds so appealing.
I managed to sleep for about 6 hours, even though it was pretty restless. I think I'm going to have to take care of things again today (maybe twice?) before I go up to my parents.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

You forgot to think about me, lilminx

Remember how we would ( Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I'll tell you later )


I'll leave those thoughts to you. Just remember how we used to

Oops!! Here we go again. lol


kgboot

 

[lilminx]

Re: You forgot to think about me, lilminx

Remember how we would ( Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I'll tell you later )
I'll leave those thoughts to you. Just remember how we used to
Oops!! Here we go again. lol
kgboot

I DID think about you, KG- maybe that's why I was still so horny afterwards.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Me too lilminx No wonder I've been waking up the past few night feeling.....

I DID think about you, KG- maybe that's why I was still so horny afterwards.

Rather satisfied. Have you been sneaking in my bed and doing things to me while I was sleeping. Nevermind answering Sweetie. Just keep doing what you have been doing. Yes, once is not enough lilminx. We can keep going and going. When one part is not working, I'll switch to others. Just remember to drink plenty of liquids. *weg* You are going to need them.


kgboot

 

[MissTaken]

OMG!

ROFL


She burned you, kg sweetie!


As for me, sometimes masturbation and even full blown intercourse bring on sleeplessness.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

lol Miss Taken That lilminx knows exactly which of my buttons to push.

If she wants more. Hey, I'll just keep doing things untill I get it right. Or she passes out. *wink* Whichever comes first. I think she knows this already. Shhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! If she doesn't, *grins* she may find out.


kgboot

 

[lilminx]

Re: Me too lilminx No wonder I've been waking up the past few night feeling.....

Rather satisfied. Have you been sneaking in my bed and doing things to me while I was sleeping. Nevermind answering Sweetie. Just keep doing what you have been doing. Yes, once is not enough lilminx. We can keep going and going. When one part is not working, I'll switch to others. Just remember to drink plenty of liquids. *weg* You are going to need them.

kgboot

I keep a bottle of water next to my bed at all times.

Miss Taken, I thought that it was supposed to relax you and make you tired? Damn!

 

[MissTaken]

Like a spoiled child, I always want MORE MORE MORE

of a good thing!

 

[Mr. Bootie]

lmao!! I think we can all agree on that Miss Taken.

Like a spoiled child, I always want MORE MORE MORE

of a good thing!

lol I think there are a few of us that can agree. Hmmmm??

Darn it!! Now the two of you have me thinking of everyman's fantasy. Hmmmm??? I may be planning that trip sooner than I thought.


I just may have to ask Santa for one more thing. Do you think it's too late to write that letter to him. Hmmm??? Maybe I'll just leave it with the milk and cookies tonight. Yeah!! That is what I'll do. ( Dear Santa........... )

kgboot

 

[lilminx]

Ooh- I forgot that Miss Taken is in NY also. Hmmm, KG, I think you need to buy a plane ticket, and soon!

 

[MissTaken]

I know a nice little sleaze hotel in Albany.

No one cares what sort of sounds eminate from the top floor!

See ya there!

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Yep! My thoughts exactly lilminx

Hmmm?? I know just who to call and arrange my flight. Hmmm?? Another Nyer. *wink* This may be some trip for me to NY. WOW!! 2002 is looking brighter and brighter for me.


kgboot

 

[MissTaken]

Hmm well I gotta run for a bit.

Calling the hotel, throwing the turkey in the oven and giving final warnings to the kidlings about Santa ....HE Is watching!


So kg....behave yourself!

 

[Vinny]

Masterbation

I stroke the bad boy after work and then sleep great. Just got home from work<hint> Oh yea, who is from NY? I will be there next week for vacation to see my family.

 

[daughter]

usually works for me

lil--

Bummer. When I can't sleep at night, a good session does the trick especially if it's just a matter of sexual tension. I fall asleep easily after masturbating.

How about reading some erotica. A video usually doesn't put me to sleep, but a good read will. A little chamomile tea is nice, too.

Peace,

daughter

 

[lilminx]

Thanks for the suggestion, Daughter, but when trying to sleep, erotica is the *last* thing I should be reading! lol.

Paganangel just bought me a leather-bound copy of Grimm's Fairy Tales- maybe I'll get cracking on that to help me sleep for the next few nights...

 

[Vinny]

massage

I am so willing to massage you to sleep then hold you through the night

 

[Bob Peale]

Dear, with words like "cracking" and "leather" in the same sentence, I don't imagine your mind will stay on the fairy tales!

 

[lilminx]

Dear, with words like "cracking" and "leather" in the same sentence, I don't imagine your mind will stay on the fairy tales!

I know- when I was typing my last post to this thread, I was thinking such dirty thoughts while typing in the words "leather and bound". Ooooohhhh.....