Why is every man on the internet six feet or taller?

[blobfish]

It's very strange. Does the internet attract tall men?

 

[Wok]

No, just billionaires.

I never met so many billionaires before.

 

[ivantheterrible]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i KNOW i'm over 6 foot. but poor as a church mouse.

 

[blobfish]

No, just billionaires.

I never met so many billionaires before.

And fit, too! This place is full of Mark Cubans.

 

[Wings]

And the women too.
And we are all bi.

 

[blobfish]

And the women too.
And we are all bi.

Are any women really bisexual, or was that whole concept just a creation of old, fat men?

 

[butters]

And the women too.
And we are all bi.

i'm not. which is kind of a shame, considering some of the ladies here, but it is what it is

 

[Wings]

i'm not. which is kind of a shame, considering some of the ladies here, but it is what it is

That's because you're perfect.

However if you the urge, let me know, I'd love to use your bosom as a pillow.

 

[Sinny]

How tall are you?

 

[Wings]

Are any women really bisexual, or was that whole concept just a creation of old, fat men?

And bisexual men are the creation of...old, fat men as well?

 

[Wok]

How tall are you?

Now sinny is somebody I wanna get steamy with.

 

[butters]

That's because you're perfect.

However if you the urge, let me know, I'd love to use your bosom as a pillow.

you funny gal!
*plumps up da pillows*

How tall are you?

blimey! a sinny sighting

 

[Wok]

And bisexual men are the creation of...old, fat men as well?

Yes.

 

[Sinny]

Now sinny is somebody I wanna get steamy with.

Wokkkkkkk! Hello man of awesome. Love seeing you around.

you funny gal!
*plumps up da pillows*


blimey! a sinny sighting

A Chippy sighting. Hiya, sweet cheeks.

 

[Wings]

Yes.

*nods*

Hiya, Wok.

 

[Wok]

Wokkkkkkk! Hello man of awesome. Love seeing you around.

*nods*

Hiya, Wok.

Likewise.


Howdy, doo.

I am feeling the love today.

 

[blobfish]

I'm six feet even.

And yes, bisexuality is the creation of fat men.

 

[berry juice]

It's very strange. Does the internet attract tall men?

yes. The above average-endowed, 6-ft tall men, have been sucked into the internet by all those sexy, big-breasted, naturally thin bombshells online. It's only natural.

 

[fuckwaffle]

Because they are all standing on their soapbox.

 

[BotanyBoy]

It's very strange. Does the internet attract tall men?

B/C lanky nerds are naturally net hermits?

And the women too.
And we are all bi.

OINORITE!!!! so hawt...

Because they are all standing on their soapbox.

Don't hate hater....some of us really are tall lanky nerds who can bitch without the assistance of a soapbox.

 

[thør]

yes. The above average-endowed, 6-ft tall men, have been sucked into the internet by all those sexy, big-breasted, naturally thin bombshells online. It's only natural.

The truth!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I am 5'10 which I freely admit but I have a 9 inch swinging piece of Italian sausage between my thighs.

That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

 

[oggbashan]

And we all have (insert improbable statistic here) long penises.

As all the women have (insert three improbable statistics here) figures.

 

[doll_parts85]

Most people seem to lie about their height/weight online...which is why people seem surprised when I admit mine...don't see the point in lying?

 

[Loring2]

Because they are all standing on their soapbox.

Marvelous observation, almost too poignant. After all if a man can't be 6 feet tall in his anonymity what's left to live for?