The only way to get rid of a lesbian in the living room is to bring in a fumigator and do the entire house. Believe me, I've tried to get rid of a few and they're worse than cockroaches, but not as bad as the final party guest.
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Why is AMerican Failing? Blame the Lesbians!
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The only way to get rid of a lesbian in the living room is to bring in a fumigator and do the entire house. Believe me, I've tried to get rid of a few and they're worse than cockroaches, but not as bad as the final party guest.
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I really adore you a whole lot.
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The final guest being Satan, that's no surprise.
He basically does what he wants.
However, garlic around the doors and windows can keep the lesbians at bay for a while.
I would love to see a shipment of those find its way to Iran. . .
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Iranian men love pegging.
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I like garlic, use it on everything. I think you'd do better by hanging Old Spice around the doors and windows or perhaps copies of Vanity or GQ.
Just like crucifixes - they have no effect on me except for the one my 4th grade teacher (pbuh) wielded, that bitch, and it wasn't even me who giggled it was Sue and she never apologised for it either may she rot in hell.
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^ And THIS is what makes lesbians so dangerous.
They can't be stopped in the usual ways.
We need an evil law firm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5izwXGIiO34
Is there another kind?
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I might give it a look, if it comes on DVD. Otherwise - I'll never see it beyond youtube vids.
I do not support advertisement. (and I pronounce it ad-vert-is-ment) ahahahaha
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Blame Lesbians! Blame Lesbians!
They're not really a cunt-try anyway...
They're not really a cunt-try anyway...
And you can thank Great Spirit for that. I do.
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GS is a huge fan of cosmic irony...
Now, do my shirts. Less starch this time!
Now, do my shirts. Less starch this time!
Would you like a sammich with that?
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Heavy on the Mayo...
Easy on the Mayan.
Easy on the Mayan.
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No, I was whelped here in the USA. 18th generation English expat.
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