Why I'd fuck Gil

[Lovely Latina]

Because he's here.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Hello?

 

[Lovely Latina]

LMAO@Latina

 

[Lasher]

Ya know, LL, this is one of the warning signs for mental illness.

 

[Lovely Latina]

<breaks into song>

"allllllllll by myyyyyyself....dont' wanna be allllll by myyysel-el-elf...anymore."

 

[Lovely Latina]

<LL decides that she's gonna refer to herself in third person for the rest of the weekend JUST to piss people off>

 

[Lovely Latina]

LL wishes to know...

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO, GIL!?!?

 

[Gil]

Hi LL, just wandered off to see what's been happening on the BB. Anyway, I come back to find a thread on me, I'm flattered. I guess I've been gone too long; no one else on the board wants to sleep with me, oh shit, oh dear.

 

[Lovely Latina]

LL is taking her medication and headin' to bed.

G'nite, Gil.

 

[Lovely Latina]

OH HELLO!

(Ummmm...did you not read the thread title??)

 

[Gil]

Well crap, I've missed you again. Nite, sweet baby girl.

 

[Gil]

I love being compared to a mountain .

 

[Lovely Latina]

LMAO!

<whispers>

"Nite sweetbuns."

 

[Gil]

<singing> Dream a little dream of me L...L...

 

[Melody_lane]

Damnit gil, I'll have that song stuck in my head all day...


"stars shining up above me...sweet breezes seem to whisper you love me...birds singin' in the sycamore trees...dream a little dream of me..."

Good movie too.

 

[Guest]

Hi! I'm ZEKE. Woof! I have four legs. Well, actually five if you count my luscious red boner with the knot.

I'd like to fuck Gil because he's a cute little bitch. Due to the overwhelming demand for "dog fucking guy" stories (See "Beasty" thread on "How To" and the dude who said, "Everyone is giving suggestions for dogs and women, but what about dogs fucking guys?" Gil posted that using a fake name), I would like to write a VERY erotic story about this episode.

C'mon, Gil, talk to me. Let's hear you bark. Squealing like a pig is good too.

 

[Guest]

He's also fluent in several Oriental languages, LL. You won't know what he's saying to you, as he sweeps the stationery from your writing desk and lifts you up there for an evening of debauchery, but it'll sound so goddamned HOT!!!



Hello, y'all.

roger

 

[Guest]

WOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

We got that li'l red suitcase a-burnin' now, firestarters. I wanna see this mutha stretched onto 5 pages by the end o' the week or I'm a-startin' a riot all over this BB, babeeeeee.

 

[Guest]

Who the hell is Zeke? Is this the guy related to Bob from Account Temps?

 

[Fox]

Hal: Wouldn't doubt it.

 

[Neoapril]

[This message has been edited by Neoapril (edited 05-29-2000).]