Why I like the French...

p_p_man · Jan 25, 2003

There food is great, there wine is OK, their culture is genuine, their accent is a turn on for any girl and any Englishman can impersonate it, and they gave the English a run for their money during the Napoleonic Wars.

They're also some of the bravest people in the world...witness the work of the Resistance during the Second World War. Can the people help it if their leaders were idiots and of course...

They sing great songs, they are fiercely independent, they are extremely friendly once they get to know you and all in all I would prefer them on my side than some other races I could mention (but won't).

Oh and their women are stunning...

ppman

bluespoke · Jan 25, 2003

You have to add that your taste buds are gone, your sense of smell is non existant and your hearing is shot to hell if you think those buggers can sing!

Bluesboy2 · Jan 25, 2003

I like the Smelly French because they make everyone else look so much better.

Saint Valentine · Jan 25, 2003

p_p_man said:
There food is great, there wine is OK, their culture is genuine, their accent is a turn on for any girl and any Englishman can impersonate it, and they gave the English a run for their money during the Napoleonic Wars.

They're also some of the bravest people in the world...witness the work of the Resistance during the Second World War. Can the people help it if their leaders were idiots and of course...

They sing great songs, they are fiercely independent, they are extremely friendly once they get to know you and all in all I would prefer them on my side than some other races I could mention (but won't).

Oh and their women are stunning...

ppman

They are a nationality, not a race.

:heart:

p_p_man · Jan 25, 2003

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Saint Valentine said:
They are a nationality, not a race.

Ok...

Feel better now?

ppman

Bidin~Time · Jan 25, 2003

p_p_man said:
There food is great, there wine is OK, their culture is genuine, their accent is a turn on for any girl and any Englishman can impersonate it, and they gave the English a run for their money during the Napoleonic Wars.

Let's see 'em impersonate a southern drawl.....now there's a turnon!

They're also some of the bravest people in the world...witness the work of the Resistance during the Second World War. Can the people help it if their leaders were idiots and of course...

I wouldn't argue that point for all the te in China, except to add WW2 was filled with heroes. Some of them were even British

They sing great songs, they are fiercely independent, they are extremely friendly once they get to know you and all in all I would prefer them on my side than some other races I could mention (but won't).

Oh and their women are stunning...

You just described 95% of "one of the races you could mention (but won't)" that I know personally.
except we bathe

ppman

A little understanding goes a long way.

:rose:

Bluesboy2 · Jan 25, 2003

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*goddess*emi* said:
A little understanding goes a long way.

Not with the Smelly French it doesn't!

Guest · Jan 25, 2003

Jerry Lewis.

'Nuff said.

Saint Valentine · Jan 25, 2003

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p_p_man said:
Ok...

Feel better now?

ppman

Yes. Thank you.

:heart:

Bidin~Time · Jan 25, 2003

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Bluesboy2 said:
Not with the Smelly French it doesn't!

You'd be grumpy too if your toilet paper was like wax paper, and your idea of a long leisurely shower was 30 seconds.

Bluesboy2 · Jan 25, 2003

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*goddess*emi* said:
You'd be grumpy too if your toilet paper was like wax paper, and your idea of a long leisurely shower was 30 seconds.

Fortunately unlike the French, most of the civilized world has no fear of deodorant.

bluespoke · Jan 25, 2003

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Bluesboy2 said:
Fortunately unlike the French, most of the civilized world has no fear of deodorant.

It's nothing to do with a fear of deadorant.

Have you smelled their cheese?

They just think they are smelling cheese everywhere!

Moi · Jan 25, 2003

p_p_man said:
Oh and their women are stunning...

ppman

... Until you look under their arms....

bluespoke · Jan 25, 2003

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Moi said:
... Until you look under their arms....

Variety is the spice of life!

Bluesboy2 · Jan 25, 2003

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bluespoke said:
It's nothing to do with a fear of deadorant.

Have you smelled their cheese?

They just think they are smelling cheese everywhere!

I think of Smelly Frenchmen as self-propeled urinals. Sorry, but I am a native Texan and it is a genetic thing to dislike the Smelly French.
Their food sucks too.

bluespoke · Jan 25, 2003

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Bluesboy2 said:
I think of Smelly Frenchmen as self-propeled urinals. Sorry, but I am a native Texan and it is a genetic thing to dislike the Smelly French.
Their food sucks too.

You think it's not genetic here? There's only a little stretch of water and the buggers have a tunnel to get through too!

Nobby Stiles · Jan 25, 2003

Damn the cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Bluesboy2 · Jan 25, 2003

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bluespoke said:
You think it's not genetic here? There's only a little stretch of water and the buggers have a tunnel to get through too!

I know, what the hell were you thinking? An undeground wall yes! But a tunnel? Y'all will let anyone in your country won't you?

bluespoke · Jan 25, 2003

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Bluesboy2 said:
I know, what the hell were you thinking? An undeground wall yes! But a tunnel? Y'all will let anyone in your country won't you?

LOL Your damn country is made of immigrants!

If the Eurosceptics have their way then some time soon, in the middle of the night, a wall will be erected and their end flooded. But don't tell p_p he can't be trusted!

Bluesboy2 · Jan 25, 2003

bluespoke said:
LOL Your damn country is made of immigrants!

If the Eurosceptics have their way then some time soon, in the middle of the night, a wall will be erected and their end flooded. But don't tell p_p he can't be trusted!

Better late than never. France can be England's moat!

Byron In Exile · Jan 25, 2003

bluespoke said:
You have to add that your taste buds are gone, your sense of smell is non existant and your hearing is shot to hell ...

Ah, the perils of spending every waking moment soaked in alcohol.

Byron In Exile · Jan 25, 2003

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bluespoke said:
You think it's not genetic here? There's only a little stretch of water and the buggers have a tunnel to get through too!

They must have wanted an escape route for when they finally make their country completely uninhabitable.

Byron In Exile · Jan 25, 2003

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bluespoke said:
LOL Your damn country is made of immigrants!

The French were exported to Canada.

If the Eurosceptics have their way then some time soon, in the middle of the night, a wall will be erected and their end flooded. But don't tell p_p he can't be trusted!

Good plan. But how are you going to fit all those French persons in that tiny tunnel?

Bluesboy2 · Jan 25, 2003

Byron In Exile said:
The French were exported to Canada.
Good plan. But how are you going to fit all those French persons in that tiny tunnel?

It will take multiple fillings but it can be done.

crystalhunting · Jan 25, 2003

One branch of my family lives in southern France,centered around Avignon.

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