Why Don't Men Come with Instruction Manuals?

[juicylips]

It would make things soooo much more simpler.

You meet. He hands you his manual. You take a day or two and read it, then decide if he is for you or not. That way you know everything up front and you know what the hell you are in for.

No? Don't agree?

Why?

Cassidy

 

[SEXXYNESS]

Someone recently told me.

"You Americans, you want to get to the end of the story without sitting back and enjoying the journey."

I don't want a manual, for that exact reason.

 

[AusTess]

I could think of nothing more boring than having a manual for a bloke.

Where's the excitement in that?
There would be no suprises.
No fun,no fun.
*Shakes head*

Sad really,dont ya think?

 

[BlazeofLife]

Because we're lazy!
If we had manuals, every time we learned something new, we'd have to update the damned thing, and who the hell wants to be doing that all the time?
Face it, we wouldn't keep up to date, we'd begin avoiding learning new things to avoid having to update, the next generation would learn nothing from us for fear of having to update their own manuals, the world would descend into mental stagnation, and progress would stop entirely.
Humanity itself would be in danger.
Is that what you want? No?
Then lets all support the International Monarchy of Men Avoiding Notarization. (I'MMAN)

hehehehe

Blaze

 

[Lost Cause]

A male instruction manual would be a pamphlet compared to the VOLUMES of instructions required to fathom the female thought processes!
**Example-once a month....."Hold Me!....Get Away!...Hold Me!..You Bastard!...I Love You!.....Fuck You!......I Just Want To Be Held!.....Get Away!" ***

 

[AusTess]

A male instruction manual would be a pamphlet compared to the VOLUMES of instructions required to fathom the female thought processes!
**Example-once a month....."Hold Me!....Get Away!...Hold Me!..You Bastard!...I Love You!.....Fuck You!......I Just Want To Be Held!.....Get Away!" ***

*Cries with laughter*
What a pisser.



g'night.

 

[riff]

1) Fuck
2) Feed
3) Leave alone
4) Don't ask questions
5) Stroke frequently

Personally, I think the bees and ants have a more efficient system.

 

[juicylips]

1) Fuck
2) Feed
3) Leave alone
4) Don't ask questions
5) Stroke frequently

So I can just take you out of the box when I want to fuck?? Feed you and put you back in??

I think you are a keeper!!!!!

jl

 

[riff]

It's a cycle:

Fuck us then give us something to eat and let us out to go play or whatever for some time. After we've digest our food, stroke us and then we want to fuck again.

Just remember, fucktoys need fucktoys too.

 

[juicylips]

It's a cycle:

Fuck us then give us something to eat and let us out to go play or whatever for some time. After we've digest our food, stroke us and then we want to fuck again.

Just remember, fucktoys need fucktoys too.

Yep. I am keeping you for sure.

I can always use a new fucktoy Especially one who knows how I like to play.

jl

 

[kiwiwolf]

Show up naked... bring beer. What further instruction do you need?

Morning Cassidy...

 

[Orlanth]

Why Don't Men Come with Instruction Manuals?

I'll answer this question with a question.

Why Don't Women Come with Instruction Manuals?

 

[juicylips]

Show up naked... bring beer. What further instruction do you need?

Morning Cassidy...

Ohhhh..another easy one!!

Morning to you too,

Cassidy

 

[VanB]

Why don't men come with an instruction manual

We're so simple you really shouldn't need one

 

[juicylips]

Why Don't Men Come with Instruction Manuals?

I'll answer this question with a question.

Why Don't Women Come with Instruction Manuals?

If you want my manual, all you have to do is ask

Cassidy

 

[kiwiwolf]

Ohhhh..another easy one!!

Morning to you too,

Cassidy

Easy but not cheap...

 

[Ishmael]

Manuals? Don't need no steenking manual.

Cassidy,

Don't need a manual. I know how I work.

Never need new batteries and I mow the lawn. Simple.

Ishmael

 

[juicylips]

Re: Why don't men come with an instruction manual

We're so simple you really shouldn't need one

UK guys should come with a two day seminar also.

Are you holding any demonstrations soon?


Cassidy,
who believes the UK produces the most complex men, sigh...

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Book of Love

As painful and confusing and annoying and frustrating and scary as it might be, learning about your lover as you proceed along in a relationship is still the best way to go!

I was never very good at studying anyway, and since life is so unpredictable, learning as you go allows for self analyses and adjustment as need be.

Working together can be a lot of fun, especially when the unexpected surprises "pop up"!

(Tossing away the self-help books and pamphlets!)

 

[Draco]

Manuals...??

I thought guys were automatics.
We meet you, we "automatically" wanna do the 'horizontal limbo' with ya all...?? or is that just me...??

 

[Debbie]

Show up naked... bring beer. What further instruction do you need?

Where are the batteries so I can replace them with the ENERGISER ones? Keeps going and going and going ... this could be handy *rude grin*

And? Where is the off switch when I want to sleep?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Where are the batteries so I can replace them with the ENERGISER ones? Keeps going and going and going ... this could be handy *rude grin*

And? Where is the off switch when I want to sleep?

No it is keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

 

[Mensa]

Translator, please

Why Don't Men Come with Instruction Manuals?

I'll answer this question with a question.

Why Don't Women Come with Instruction Manuals?

It wouldn't do us any good. It'd be in a language that is totally incomprehensible.

 

[Schumi48]

We have only one mainswitch which is easy to handle.


Schumi

 

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