Why Does Scylis Take Such Issue With My Thinking He's Funny?

[alexandraaah]

Anyone?

Damn, I think the guy's funny.

I'm rarely, if never, so emphatic about someone else's humor.

Why does he insist on arguing what I see as fact?

Scylis?

Huh?

It's 4:13am in Chicago.

Just an update.

Spicy Cheez Doodles do very little for the soul.

 

[Laurel]

I dunno.

Are you going to eat all of those?

 

[alexandraaah]

I dunno.

Are you going to eat all of those?

Your Snickers is in the fridge, pipsqueak.

 

[scylis]

b/c i'm not funny.

and i'll argue with anyone about my being funny.

well... unless they say i'm funny looking. or that it's funny when my clutzy side comes to the surface.

 

[alexandraaah]

Are you really feeling hollow?

It's an irrelevant question to the thread.

But so is everything I say.

 

[Never]

This man is not funny.

His brain is cold - like ice cream.
His heart is stoned - like what I do on the weekends.
His guts are like sour gummy worms that you want to nibble and gobble up.

 

[alexandraaah]

He makes me laugh all the time.

I equate that with funny.

Even if he footnoted every goddamn thing he said, I'd still think he was funny.

Now, for fuck's sake, one of you people have got to agree with me.

Or not.

 

[scylis]

i'm not feeling hollow, i'm just not feeling.

 

[Laurel]

I make people laugh all the time. Does that mean I'm funny? Or just funny-looking?

 

[Never]

You brought back the AV I stole from you Laurel.

 

[Laurel]

This man is not funny.

His brain is cold - like ice cream.
His heart is stoned - like what I do on the weekends.
His guts are like sour gummy worms that you want to nibble and gobble up.

You stone hearts on the weekends?

Scylis has excellent comedic timing. Plus he likes cheese.

 

[Laurel]

You brought back the AV I stole from you Laurel.

So I did. Whatdya gonna do about it?

 

[ExLimey]

I'm seeing the Joe Pesci/Ray Liotta exchange in Goodfellas:

Scylis: I'm funny, I amuse you?

draaah: Yeah, you know...

Scylis: Funny? Funny how? How am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? How the fuck am I funny?

etc, etc, etc




PS - it's 5:35 am and I'm still half asleep and this makes sense now. Ask me later if I feel the same way.

 

[alexandraaah]

I make people laugh all the time. Does that mean I'm funny? Or just funny-looking?

Don't ask me, clearly I'm inept at such conclusions.

But, since you asked, you're funny.

Not scylis funny, but funny.

 

[Never]

Laurel:
"So I did. Whatdya gonna do about it?"

Admire your lovely pussy, of course.

~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
What, did you think I'd make a classy joke?

 

[SilverVeil]

I think he's funny.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Aside from that ridiculous "assassin" schtick, he's funny. Scylis has a well tuned sense of humor that puts him above the ranks of Lit's subtle comedic geniuses.

I couldn't help it Draaah, I ate Laurel's Snickers. There's some mayo and a hardboiled egg in the fridge, though.

 

[alexandraaah]

Aside from that ridiculous "assassin" schtick, he's funny. Scylis has a well tuned sense of humor that puts him above the ranks of Lit's subtle comedic geniuses.

I couldn't help it Draaah, I ate Laurel's Snickers. There's some mayo and a hardboiled egg in the fridge, though.

I'm glad you agree.

I put extra mayo in the egg salad for Laurel, I hope she likes it.

 

[Laurel]

Gross. Take it out.

 

[TWB]

Its because he wants you to think he is scary.



(boo!)

 

[tortoise]

"Not funny ha ha. Funny queer."

(I love Sling Blade)

(and cheese)

 

[alexandraaah]

Gross. Take it out.

That's just too easy to make a joke of.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Gross. Take it out.

Not until you learn to ask nicely, young lady.