Why does my body hate me

I swear, getting turned on always happens for me at the worst times πŸ˜€πŸ™„πŸ₯±πŸ›ŒπŸ’€
I'm trying to go back to sleep but.. apparently I can't.
This is why being a guy helps. When you cum, most or all that sexual tension just slips away and you feel so relaxed.

But in many other situations it would be great to have multiple orgasms like women because I like to savor the experience and replicate it right away.
 
You lot are hilarious πŸ˜‚
1) I had a long and exhausting work day so my stress levels kept me awake.
2) Definitely naughty thoughts though 😏 that didn't help
3) Couldn't use my toy cause well, got family coming soon sooo.. can't do shit now.
4) It's happening again. -.- It's 12:04am here while I write this and I have yet to sleep. I need to cause I close Friday. (Today technically)
 
You lot are hilarious πŸ˜‚
1) I had a long and exhausting work day so my stress levels kept me awake.
2) Definitely naughty thoughts though 😏 that didn't help
3) Couldn't use my toy cause well, got family coming soon sooo.. can't do shit now.
4) It's happening again. -.- It's 12:04am here while I write this and I have yet to sleep. I need to cause I close Friday. (Today technically)
I had heard this somewhere and it works for me most of the time - I pretend my body is an empty glass vessel on a beach and I imagine it slowly filling up with warm sand. Whereever the sand is you have to keep your muscles relaxed. I start with the toes and go up. All the while try to only focus on muscles and the sand with deep regular breathing.
 
I still think BOB on slient mode is a good idea. Maybe you have guy on Lit that you like that you imagine about. Think about his kiss, passionate, tognue twining together. His lips move to your neck as you feel little butterfly kiss along your nape and up towards your ear. Imaging his tongue tracing the outline of your ear as you feel his warm breath whisper into your ear how much he wants to taste your arousal. Imagine him exploring your breasts with his fingers, tongue and lips. Maybe you find that you like how he pinches your nipples. Then think of his movement downwards, knowing where he is moving towards...

Then you can imagine looking down and seeing his head between your legs and the jolts of pleasure coming from his tongue. Think of watching his head move down there, your fingers passionatley gripping his hair to hold him at that one spot that feels so good. Imagine he glances up and your lock eyes as his lips suck on your clit and his finger finds your slippery opening...

Let your imagination run wild and give yourself a great orgasm and I bet sleep finds you then...
 
Mine is DEFINITELY not about customers or coworkers (all are relatively not attractive in any way to me) but about my partners and then it's like-- fuck

OR (and my partners know)

It's about book/movie/anime characters and it's like-- son of a bitch.
 
I swear, getting turned on always happens for me at the worst times πŸ˜€πŸ™„πŸ₯±πŸ›ŒπŸ’€
I'm trying to go back to sleep but.. apparently I can't.
I've been there friend. It's always at the worst and embarrassing times. If you're up to share stories let me know
 
This is why being a guy helps. When you cum, most or all that sexual tension just slips away and you feel so relaxed.

But in many other situations it would be great to have multiple orgasms like women because I like to savor the experience and replicate it right away.
Only sometimes those multiple orgasms leave you needy for something more… awful hard to sleep with a wet, achy pussy that needs more!
 
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