Why Does Modest Mouse Talk Out Of Both Sides Of His Mouth?

[modest mouse]

Well how else am I supposed to irk you?

'Irk you' has always sounded like part of a truly fantastic handjob.

And, I was kidding about memorizing the Joan Collins novels; what you boys will do for sex amazes me.

You promised it would be worth it but now I am wondering if I should go ahead and catalogue those Falcon Crest episodes yous ent over. I have the outlines hald done.

 

[Dillinger]

You're pathetic.

True enough.

 

[alexandraaah]

'Irk you' has always sounded like part of a truly fantastic handjob.

I've always sucked at hand jobs.

I guess that's why I've always sucked.

You promised it would be worth it but now I am wondering if I should go ahead and catalogue those Falcon Crest episodes yous ent over. I have the outlines hald done.

See what you wrote to Dillinger three posts up.

 

[modest mouse]

I've always sucked at hand jobs.

I guess that's why I've always sucked.

Practice.
..and with those lips. Yes.

See what you wrote to Dillinger three posts up.

True Enough.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Mouse you're as abrasive as hell, but at least no one can ever accuse you of fence sitting. I like your posts. You're an equal opportunity aggressor... but at least you get your facts straight.

 

[Marxist]

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[modest mouse]

Mouse you're as abrasive as hell, but at least no one can ever accuse you of fence sitting. I like your posts. You're an equal opportunity aggressor... but at least you get your facts straight.

Coming from you, kiwiwolf, that means something. Thanks. Of course my facts are usually straight.

 

[alexandraaah]

Practice.
..and with those lips. Yes.

I've tried practicing hand jobs with these lips but I get the feeling I'm doing it wrong.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I've tried practicing hand jobs with these lips but I get the feeling I'm doing it wrong.

It's all in the way you hold your tongue...

 

[modest mouse]

I've tried practicing hand jobs with these lips but I get the feeling I'm doing it wrong.

You must establish a symbiotic relationship between my cock and your lips. At such time you begin slow pumping at the base of my cock with your left hand while your right one rolls my balls around.

Eventually, perhaps after a half an hour, you move your head up and look intently into my eyes as we watch you minstruations and my accompanying reaction. Now you are giving a world-class handjob.

Repeat as necessary.

 

[alexandraaah]

Thanks boys!

I can't believe I was taught all wrong.

I'll be sure to give super hand jobs now!!!!!

Kisses,

draaah

 

[modest mouse]

You had me until you slugged that bottle of Rum and fell in love with the lousy emoticons here.

Please play again and keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

 

[alexandraaah]

You had me until you slugged that bottle of Rum and fell in love with the lousy emoticons here.

Please play again and keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

You read me so well.

 

[modest mouse]

Its the Braille.

Did you see "the pillow book". maybe that is the wrong title but the film in which the lovers write all over each other.

I got a Sharpie.

 

[tortoise]

Is that like a "chubby"?

 

[modest mouse]

Is that like a "chubby"?

You calling me a pencildick?




Sharpies:
http://www.eakes.com/images/sharpie.gif

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think that fact that mouse speaks out of both sides of his mouth bodes well for his oral sex abilities. It takes a talented tongue! Oral sex prevents speaking so that solves everyone's problem.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Thanks boys!

I can't believe I was taught all wrong.

I'll be sure to give super hand jobs now!!!!!

Kisses,

draaah

No problems... always happy to help a fellatrix in distress...

 

[alexandraaah]

Never saw the movie but I had a boyfriend who used to play piano on my back. I rather enjoyed that, unfortunately, it was his only redeeming quality so he's out.

Tortoise-you do have a way with words.

Kiwi-you bring out the sassy, emoticon queen in me. ................that makes me wanna throw up, though.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Kiwi-you bring out the sassy, emoticon queen in me. ................that makes me wanna throw up, though.

*passes Draaah a bucket then moves back so his paws don't get splashed...*