Why Does Modest Mouse Talk Out Of Both Sides Of His Mouth?

[alexandraaah]

Now that he's had his say, can we all still turn and fart in his general direction?

Of course, I've been doing it all afternoon and am just about to light a match.

Hurry.

 

[kotori]

I think the Mouse is the most considerate, kind and caring person on this board. Every word is a gem. I don't know what you guys are on about.

 

[Ishmael]

Geez, I finally find a good 'pissin' contest thread and it starts turning all nicey nice.

Shit.

Ishmael

 

[kotori]

i thought being all "nicey nice" was pissing, in this context

 

[Rambling Rose]

Threadkiller.

 

[alexandraaah]

Threadkiller.

Who's a threadkiller?

Don't tempt me...

 

[Rhys]

If there are going to be any foot long cock ploppings around here then count me interested! I don't give a shit if it's a man or a boy. Plop and let's talk.

**unzipping fly**

<<PLOP!>>

 

[metal_minx]

**unzipping fly**

<<PLOP!>>

can we get a pic to go with that plop?

 

[modest mouse]

I think the Mouse is the most considerate, kind and caring person on this board. Every word is a gem. I don't know what you guys are on about.

!http://www.poster.net/taxi-driver/taxi-driver-you-talkin-to-me-5000052.jpg!

 

[alexandraaah]

Now I really fear you.

 

[modest mouse]

Is it the av?

 

[alexandraaah]

Is it the av?

Doubtful.

 

[modest mouse]

Doubtful.

The incessant phone calls?

 

[Dillinger]

Damn that is one freaky AV, Mouse!

 

[alexandraaah]

The incessant phone calls?

Partly.

I had a weird dream where you and I were in a cabin somewhere in the woods and you wanted to start a snowball fight, but I saw you making a snowball with a rock inside.

There was a Yaz song playing in the background.

Eerie.

 

[modest mouse]

Damn that is one freaky AV, Mouse!

Its to pick up chicks, circa '85. My name is Blaine.

 

[metal_minx]

i agree dill....whats with the hair? i cant stop looking at it...

 

[modest mouse]

Draaah,

You're moving too fast for me. Lets take it slow. Ok? I want this to last.

 

[Dillinger]

Hmmm... maybe that's why I didn't get any chicks in '85 - I still had the long haired look going.

But - uhm... its 2002 now - are you getting any?

 

[modest mouse]

are you getting any?

Would I be posting here if I was?

 

[alexandraaah]

You really liked "Pretty in Pink" didn't you?

 

[Dillinger]

Good point.

I need to get out more. I'm actually holding a cyber conversation with a guy named Blaine rather than out in the real world looking for chicks.

 

[alexandraaah]

Good point.

I need to get out more. I'm actually holding a cyber conversation with a guy named Blaine rather than out in the real world looking for chicks.

Maybe that's cause you're spoken for.

Hey, aren't we gonna pressure Mouse for a better explanation of the thread question, or what?

I rather like seeing him pretend not to sweat.

 

[modest mouse]

You really liked "Pretty in Pink" didn't you?

"Sixteen Candles" too. So?

I need to get out more. I'm actually holding a cyber conversation with a guy named Blaine rather than out in the real world looking for chicks.

You're pathetic.

Hey, aren't we gonna pressure Mouse for a better explanation of the thread question, or what?

We're beyond that, or so I thought. An agreed upon answer must be available by now. Chalk it up to mental fatigue due to memorization of Joan Collins novels.

 

[alexandraaah]

We're beyond that, or so I thought. An agreed upon answer must be available by now. Chalk it up to mental fatigue due to memorization of Joan Collins novels.

Well how else am I supposed to irk you?

And, I was kidding about memorizing the Joan Collins novels; what you boys will do for sex amazes me.