Why Does Modest Mouse Talk Out Of Both Sides Of His Mouth?

Why is The Mouse so conflicted?

  • Because he\'s a mouse and they have little brains.

    Votes: 3 10.0%
  • Because he\'s not a mouse, but still has a little brain.

    Votes: 3 10.0%
  • Because he\'s really Clitfucker, Manu and Laurel.

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • Who gives a shit?

    Votes: 12 40.0%
  • I don\'t know, but I find this thread a waste of my time even though I\'m very obviously reading it.

    Votes: 11 36.7%

  • Total voters
    30

alexandraaah

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Our little mouse seems to have some internal conflict surrounding board members. He alternately applauds and chastizes both newbies and oldies, usually for the same thing.

What gives mighty man?

Explain this well, and I will show you my tits.....MM, that is.
 
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I'd like to know too.

3K? Damn draaaaaaaaah. That's alot of posts.
 
Examples would help for those of us who haven't noticed this in his posts.
 
The mouse of modesty is really a god. He toys and teases, because he knows it's all in the cheese:rolleyes:
 
Born at an early age, Modest Mouse had a hair-lip as a little bambino... In an operation so correct it, the surgeon inadvertently sewed the middle of his upper and lover lips together. OVer time, and since puberty, he has developed the skill of talking out of both sides of this mouth...

:D
 
Cheyenne said:
Examples would help for those of us who haven't noticed this in his posts.

I dunno Chey, I leave the thread pulling up to you.

I'm no good at it.

Damn, Lo, you're right, I just noticed that.
 
I was thinking schizophrenia myself...

Hereinafter Modest Mouse should change his name to Sibyl...:D
 
could be multiple personality disorder combined with a god complex..........or he just likes to say whatever the hell he feels like about people
 
metal_minx said:
could be multiple personality disorder combined with a god complex..........or he just likes to say whatever the hell he feels like about people

I knew you wouldn't let me down, oh minx of metal.

I think you're onto something with the God complex.
 
heh, I'm just and ass. no where near a god.

I can't believe I actualy use the term "heh", The world is nearing end when I do that.
 
alexandraaah said:


I dunno Chey, I leave the thread pulling up to you.

I'm no good at it.


Hmmmm... can't pull up examples of something I haven't seen, can I?

Besides. He's a good boy toy. :) When he sticks around, that is.
 
lobito said:


those are actually very good examples draaah. good on ya babe. :)

Okay, I must be really dense on this one. Can one of you explain it to me? On the first thread, he supported a newbie for having guts in standing up to old timers. On the second, he essentially called one stupid for asking a newbie question. Neither were about old timers. Or did I miss something? He wasn't exactly polite in either case, but that isn't what this thread is about, is it?
 
Cheyenne said:


Okay, I must be really dense on this one. Can one of you explain it to me? On the first thread, he supported a newbie for having guts in standing up to old timers. On the second, he essentially called one stupid for asking a newbie question. Neither were about old timers. Or did I miss something? He wasn't exactly polite in either case, but that isn't what this thread is about, is it?

Chey, are you going to make me dig up threads? I'm not sure I'm more than a one-trick pony in this arena, but I'll try.

I don't know what this thread is about.

I do very few things with forethought.
 
*bratcat* said:
He is a bitch.

Y'all are more than welcome to him. I prefer my men to be men not ego-inflated boys.

Thanks. I'll take you up on that.

You wouldn't know a man from a boy if he plopped a foot long cock on your desk.
 
Unregistered said:


Thanks. I'll take you up on that.

You wouldn't know a man from a boy if he plopped a foot long cock on your desk.
Lay off of bratcat, oh courageous one. :rolleyes:
 
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