Why does Kyle hate me so?

[islandman]

Please note that the lengthy pauses between Kyle's posts can be attributed to him not being able to find the 'refresh' button on his browser.

So he has to go upstairs to ask Jinx to show him where it is.

Repeatedly.

 

[Wings]

ahh there's no fighting. I actually like islandman. despite his various flaws etc

I know, it's hard to not like him even when you want to whack him on the head with your shoe.

 

[Wings]

Well, not the whole board.

Some of them opted to drive long distances activities that cannot readily be found at home.

And came back with coffee.

You just remember, you may try to shank me but I will be caffeinated. So you can suck it.

 

[lovetoread]

I know, it's hard to not like him even when you want to whack him on the head with your shoe.

Best line of the thread.

 

[islandman]

You just remember, you may try to shank me but I will be caffeinated. So you can suck it.

I've never seen 'shank' used as a synonym for 'penetrative sex'.

 

[islandman]

Best line of the thread.

You've already served your purpose for the night.

So, hush.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I've never seen 'shank' used as a synonym for 'penetrative sex'.

I have.

 

[Wings]

I've never seen 'shank' used as a synonym for 'penetrative sex'.

Oh for the love of...that is NOT how I was using that and you know it.

 

[KyleW]

Faster.
Stronger.
Smarter.
Able to leap over massive ferrets in a single bound.

/flaws

1. My ferrets are 500 x better than your shitball ferrets
2' I have a genius level IQ and invented downton abbey
2a. I apologize for how annoying the family is. I based them on the many jackasses on lit
3'. my steroid abuse (see the rantings of morcheeba) ensures I'm stronger than you.

 

[islandman]

I have.

I should get to know you better.

Oh for the love of...that is NOT how I was using that and you know it.

Don't ever fuck with my coffee.

 

[KyleW]

Please note that the lengthy pauses between Kyle's posts can be attributed to him not being able to find the 'refresh' button on his browser.

So he has to go upstairs to ask Jinx to show him where it is.

Repeatedly.

I' m posting from android and watching downton abbey with jinx

 

[islandman]

I' m posting from android and watching downton abbey with jinx

You'd be funnier if all of her attention was directed to this thread.

 

[KyleW]

You'd be funnier if all of her attention was directed to this thread.

she' d admit that i' m the funny one

 

[islandman]

Whatever you say, René.

 

[KyleW]

Whatever you say, René.

She picked me over you.

 

[islandman]

She picked me over you.

I never said she was the dumb one.

 

[KyleW]

I never said she was the dumb one.

YOU CAN NOT BE ON MY TWITTER

 

[islandman]

YOU CAN NOT BE ON MY TWITTER

What if I get VA or his hot cheerleader wife's NBA team to blow you?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Mancrushes are such disturbing things.

 

[KyleW]

What if I get VA or his hot cheerleader wife's NBA team to blow you?

I'll just refer you to my wife Jinx

 

[islandman]

I'll just refer you to my wife Jinx

I just asked VA to see if his hot cheerleader wife will join Lit. Ask Jinx to wait till she does.

 

[KyleW]

I just asked VA to see if his hot cheerleader wife will join Lit. Ask Jinx to wait till she does.

does she sell horses?

 

[islandman]

does she sell horses?

What kind of a question is that to ask of one's nemesis?

 

[KyleW]

fail thread

 

[islandman]

Whatever you say, Mr. Darcy.