Why does Kyle hate me so?

[KyleW]

Whatever you say, Mr. Darcy.

i know your plan.

to try to be mean to the great and wonderful captain a
awesome in order to gain some lit points.


what you didnt count on was that i' m taller than you

 

[islandman]

Yes, but I can capitalize the start of my sentences.

Sometimes I even do so with reckless abandon.


Envy me.

 

[Disgustipated]

fail thread

You admit a thread with your name in the title failed? Fail.

 

[islandman]

You admit a thread with your name in the title failed? Fail.

See, if I wasn't so sleepy, I would have caught that myself.

So, I'm going to bed.

Before I go, let me just say that kyle posting to this thread again will be viewed as an admission on his part that his most recent of nemeses - me - has vanquished him.

 

[JinXed]

Whatever you say, Mr. Darcy.

Second favorite fictitious man, next time go with Mr. Rochester.



This thread has provided me with some fantasy situations involving you two for my spank bank, thanks!


(oh Lance you flatterer you!)

 

[KyleW]

Yes, but I can capitalize the start of my sentences.

Sometimes I even do so with reckless abandon.c


Envy me.

Too much effort on android but grats. You have soared to great heights.

You admit a thread with your name in the title failed? Fail.

Fail because it was made by the unpopular islandman.

 

[islandman]

Too much effort on android but grats. You have soared to great heights.



Fail because it was made by the unpopular islandman.

^^^Vanquished.

 

[islandman]

Second favorite fictitious man, next time go with Mr. Rochester.



This thread has provided me with some fantasy situations involving you two for my spank bank, thanks!


(oh Lance you flatterer you!)

Rochester?

...okay, not what I was expecting, but whatever floats your boat.


http://jameslogancourier.org/media/1/20070223-SkeltonRochester1.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

No man o' man love?

How disappointing.

 

[islandman]

Mark this day, Litsters, for KyleW has been bested.

He slinks around now like his many ferrets on their bellies, moving from thread to thread, living in fear of running into me.

Blaming his weak game on something called 'android'.

 

[KyleW]

Mark this day, Litsters, for KyleW has been bested.

He slinks around now like his many ferrets on their bellies, moving from thread to thread, living in fear of running into me.

Blaming his weak game on something called 'android'.

You can't just claim you bested me Taltos. Actually do something.

Now, what is the keyword search for Islandman is a douche. I can sum up your lit contribution to flirting with women and the Cool Science thread.

 

[islandman]

You can't just claim you bested me Taltos. Actually do something.

Now, what is the keyword search for Islandman is a douche. I can sum up your lit contribution to flirting with women and the Cool Science thread.

I understand you prefer the blobfish and lifeanddeath crowd, but you should really try things outside your comfort zone once in a while.

Like science.

And don't ever call me Taltos again. Call me fatcock22NYCyo.

 

[TANG GOD]

wait..kyle is jinx's other behalf? like jinxed the poster? i wonder if kyle started trolling killswitch after a jinxed thread titled "my toilet is clogged"- in which where ks replied "that's what you get for trying to flush the tons of paper that you used to wipe your huge ass."

 

[Nicefella]

In IslandMan's defense

"the keyword search for Islandman is a douche. I can sum up your lit contribution to flirting with women and the Cool Science thread"

My lit contribution is just flirting with women.

 

[KyleW]

I understand you prefer the blobfish and lifeanddeath crowd, but you should really try things outside your comfort zone once in a while.

Like science.

And don't ever call me Taltos again. Call me fatcock22NYCyo.

That is pretty low. Lifeandmoron? I would never insult you in such a way. I probably would, but typing his name is painful.

Maxp, we all know you just google and regurgitate for the science thread.

 

[islandman]

"the keyword search for Islandman is a douche. I can sum up your lit contribution to flirting with women and the Cool Science thread"

My lit contribution is just flirting with women.

You must do a lot of PMing because 17 posts in six years shows a complete lack of interest in the matter.

 

[islandman]

That is pretty low. Lifeandmoron? I would never insult you in such a way. I probably would, but typing his name is painful.

Maxp, we all know you just google and regurgitate for the science thread.

Whatever you say, holy_devil.

 

[KyleW]

Whatever you say, holy_devil.

At least mine make a sort of twisted sense. Right jailhouse? WHAT WHAT?

hahaha I amuse myself. That's all that matters.

 

[islandman]

At least mine make a sort of twisted sense. Right jailhouse? WHAT WHAT?

hahaha I amuse myself. That's all that matters.

No, no twitter for you.

 

[Nicefella]

17 posts is right

You must do a lot of PMing because 17 posts in six years shows a complete lack of interest in the matter.

Not a big fan of picking fights with douchebags. Not that you are douchebag or anything...

 

[islandman]

Not a big fan of picking fights with douchebags. Not that you are douchebag or anything...

Thanks.

But what I am is a guy.

To whom you've just dedicated ~11% of posting history.


Perhaps you'd make for a more worthy nemesis.

Feel the burn, Kyle.

 

[KyleW]

No, no twitter for you.

I'm already not on your twitter, but okay.

 

[islandman]

I'm already not on your twitter, but okay.

But I still tweet to you.

Crazy, right?

 

[KyleW]

But I still tweet to you.

Crazy, right?

Yea I tweeted a picture of my breakfast to you, since that's what they created twitter for. But since our accounts are private, we can't see each other's tweets. It's awesome.

 

[islandman]

Yea I tweeted a picture of my breakfast to you, since that's what they created twitter for. But since our accounts are private, we can't see each other's tweets. It's awesome.

I just said "hey, buddy. How's your day going? *hugs* <3."