Why does Kyle hate me so?
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KyleW
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Baby?
You mean I've been making life more difficult for a new father?
...shit, I feel like the lowest of the low now.
God damn you're slow witted.
She's mocking the commentary by morcheeba/bipolar.
She keeps claiming we have a baby. Our baby is our ferrets.
We do not have a baby at this time.
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Still no man love? What kind of thread is this?
KyleW
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The only love that will happen is when I give a proper home to his ill treated ferrets. Yes Booboo will dom oliver. But that's just the way of things.
Lit's. Psych. ward of course.
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lovetoread
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But what about the other pets? Are you saving those too?
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I haven't read her in forever, so you'll forgive me for not being up to speed on your baby with her.
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When was I your nemesis?
I think he thinks that "nemesis" is synonymous with 'fuck toy'.
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I'm taking Olivia to the vet on Thursday. I'm starting to get concerned about her weight loss.
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I like Kyle's tits. :emote:
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What does this have to do with shagly?
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Lancecastor
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Hear, hear!
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We were very concerned about the 2 oldest. The third is a fatty. But booboo used to have good weight, aka fat. But he dropped a ton during december. But it turns out he didn't like the food we had then. So we went to his favorite and he put the weight back on. His partner, Ferra, is still rather thin. But she's always been the smallest. So we're watchful of it but it's hard to tell if she has really lost weight due to illness or age or anything. She's not showing any other signs.
Hopefully Olivia is okay.
^^ignore the above. Islandman and I still hate each other. Blah Blah etc.
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I 
this thread.
ManLove Trumps Political threads.any.day.
this thread. ManLove Trumps Political threads.any.day.
KyleW
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I
ManLove Trumps Political threads.any.day.
There was and will be no man love! Unless Islandman and Lance get it on. Which is much more likely.
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Did I mention that I love Jinxy for obvious reasons.
Also: There will be no ManLove between Lance and iMan. He obviously has his heart set on you. I doubt he even really has a ferret.
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Everyone likes Jinx and hates me. Life is unfair.
He's a scoundrel if he doesn't have ferrets. No one should lie about owning such adorable animals.
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Fingers crossed its just an age thing. Ferra seems to be going through the same thing as Olivia, though the weight loss hasn't been as dramatic [in such a short period of time].
Getting back to the business at hand, I'm on hold with The Herd under the name 'Kyle'. I want to talk some Jets football.
KyleW
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Fuck. The Herd AND the Jets. You're a terrible human being.
Call SVP show and talk about the Eagles. Eh. Or Andy Reid.
I refuse to listen to the Herd. Only time I: hear that jackass is when I put the radio on in the car and it's 5 minutes from SVP/Russillo. Russillo > SVP
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If Iman isn't lactating, I'll pass, thanks.
Besides, dudes with ferrets are a bit wack...and there's a bunch of you on the GB...it's skeevy.
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There's 2 of us. That I'm aware of. And we're awesome. Well, I'm awesome enough to lend him some awesome.
