Why does GB have such a poor retention of non-English speaking posters?

[Bookishleigh]

Oh, and this is purely a tongue-in-cheek thread, btw. Like literally....please don't let the title fool you.

http://www.evilenglish.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Tongue-in-Cheek-Barack-Obama.jpg

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ecb6371af23bf48b90258b9f2d39f4ac-c

 

[Bookishleigh]

http://freedomnews.us/TongueCheek.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

https://thumb-v-ec.xhcdn.com/t/344/320/8_2511344.jpg

 

[pointless]

this goes here for some reason

 

[hashtag46]

Because we don't do the online sex with random strangers?

*ducks from all the rotten eggs and accusations of being a repressed twat incapable of orgasms*

 

[Bookishleigh]

Well, not the type of tongue in cheek I meant, Petey, but it works. Thanks for your contribution!

 

[Saint Peter]

Anytime!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Because we don't do the online sex with random strangers?

*ducks from all the rotten eggs and accusations of being a repressed twat incapable of orgasms*

See? You proved my point. You are incapable of tongue in cheek because you don't have a sense of humor.

How is Wat?

 

[jezzilee]

*giggles*

 

[hashtag46]

Because we might not do the online thing, but we are more fun to be with as in more passionate and freakiish in bed than you privileged americans?

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_mu7vc03MMB1qb3axzo5_250_zpszuacahgs.gif

 

[MonaLittle]

Because we might not do the online thing, but we are more fun to be with as in more passionate and freakiish in bed than you privileged americans?

What about us non-Privileged Americans?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Because we might not do the online thing, but we are more fun to be with as in more passionate and freakiish in bed than you privileged americans?

LMAO - you're trying to tell me you and Wat are not/were an online thing? Oh, honey, do NOT make go back and find your online flirtations and talks of PMs and expose them nor you asking me to "keep him out of it."

You know I'm a big enough bitch to do just that. Go delete all those posts now before I expose you for the lying cunt I've already proven you to be more than once. And this is not a "tongue in cheek" threat.

 

[jezzilee]

Because we might not do the online thing, but we are more fun to be with as in more passionate and freakiish in bed than you privileged americans?

Thank you # for the laughter. I really needed that tonight.

 

[Porkwarrior]

When you're roadkill on the information superhighway...


http://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn.roosterteeth.com/uploads/images/a5095416-e042-49c2-a09f-3de53f3ac431/md/CaptainKeys4464e91d6f656.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

Thank you # for the laughter. I really needed that tonight.

The two of you should have a friendly duel, to see who is the more freakiish with a Sharpie.

Totally tongue in cheek, of course.

 

[yossi]

They're not random strangers. They're gb strangers: the best of the worst kind of strangers.

 

[Bookishleigh]

In fact, I'm just going to do a little a preemptive strike since Hash seems to be on some moral high horse recently....

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=84868654&postcount=3754

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=84868682&postcount=3755

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=84868978&postcount=3760

I'm sure he's editing the flirty ones right now as we speak, but these are eternal.

 

[Christobal]

LMAO - you're trying to tell me you and Wat are not/were an online thing? Oh, honey, do NOT make go back and find your online flirtations and talks of PMs and expose them nor you asking me to "keep him out of it."

You know I'm a big enough bitch to do just that. Go delete all those posts now before I expose you for the lying cunt I've already proven you to be more than once. And this is not a "tongue in cheek" threat.

Reminds me to never mess with Fermina

 

[BotanyBoy]

Who cares....fuck all of you.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Who cares....fuck all of you.

Honestly, I feel the same way. Fuck all of it.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Honestly, I feel the same way. Fuck all of it.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT53x0yam3eiTX81T4TzbtcOi2FXx9YfQHdES99O-iXaLhnbewLSg

 

[Greypowerful]

Fuck me! Wat's almost as old as ME!

A bit more hair, and substantially shorter - likely better-looking, as well, in the eyes of the Wimminz.

Hash & Wat? Oh. Come ON!?

 

[Christobal]

Who cares....fuck all of you.

And I thought we were lit buddies.

 

[Disgustipated]

Fuck me! Wat's almost as old as ME!

A bit more hair, and substantially shorter - likely better-looking, as well, in the eyes of the Wimminz.

Hash & Wat? Oh. Come ON!?

There's enough Sharpie to go around, ya old heartbreaker.